How many threads of this is being posted?? Needless to say Bobby Fischer is the best player ever
Top 10 Chess Players ever
Kasparov 1st 8
Capablanca 2nd 6
Alekhine 3rd 4
Fischer 3rd 6
Carlsen 4th 5
Karpov 4th 5
Anand 5th 2
Lasker 6th 6
Morphy 7th 3
Botvinnik 8th 2
Tal 9th 2
Kramnik 10th 1
Topalov 10th 1
Steinitz 10th 1
Spassky 11th 1
Anderccen 12th 1
Chirov 13th 1
Ivanchuck 14th 1
Short 15th 1
Bronstein 16th 1
Korchnoi 17th 1
Rubensein 18th 1
Smyslov 19th 1
Bobby Ficcher, Emanuel Lacker, William Cteinitz, Boric Cpaccky, Magnuc Carlcen, Emanuel Lacker, David Bronctein, Adolf Anderccen, Alexei Chirov, Vaccily Ivanchuk, Nigel Chort, and of course Emanuel Lacker.
How many more spelling errors possible?

Kasparov 1st 8
Capablanca 2nd 6
Alekhine 3rd 4
Carlsen 3rd 4
Fischer 4th 5
Karpov 4th 5
Anand 5th 2
Morphy 6th 3
Lasker 7th 3
Botvinnik 8th 2
Tal 9th 2
Kramnik 10th 1
Topalov 10th 1
Lasker 11th 2
Korchnoi 12th 1
Rubensein 13th 1
Smyslov 14th 1
You might want to include Emanuel Lasker as well. He was pretty good.

Xenia plays an extreme version. Her opponents rarely get beyond the middlegame. Kasparov, Fischer? Hah. Carlsen....roll eyes.
Xenia's still around after the game. She has to be #1.
edit to your edit - no offence, but Xenia was bored. ;)
Xenia was bored with what we were doing so she said she thought chess was boring? I don't follow your logic. (We weren't playing chess BTW.)

What's the chorus?
best song ever. just repeat the word "horsie" FOREVER
ps this thread is worse than a plate of waffles.
where's atudor to straighten this mess out when you need him?
+4
Kasparov 1st 8
Capablanca 2nd 6
Alekhine 3rd 5
Fischer 3rd 6
Lasker 4th 7
Carlsen 4th 5
Karpov 4th 5
Anand 5th 2
Morphy 6th 3
Botvinnik 6th 3
Topalov 7th 2
Tal 8th 2
Steinitz 9th 2
Spassky 9th 2
Kramnik 10th 1
Anderccen 11th 1
Chirov 12th 1
Ivanchuck 13th 1
Short 14th 1
Bronstein 15th 1
Korchnoi 16th 1
Rubensein 17th 1
Smyslov 18th 1

Ivanchuck Norris is without a doubt one of the toughest players alive. He could probably take out practically anyone in chess kickboxing.

any of you hear of chess-boxing matches? where they go rounds boxing and playing chess, I wonder if there have been female matches of chess-boxing?

any of you hear of chess-boxing matches? where they go rounds boxing and playing chess, I wonder if there have been female matches of chess-boxing?
I'm holding out for chess-mudwrestling, involving Xenia if possible.

Xenia's talents certainly do extend beyond chess. :)
In a chess game, think she'd crush them?
She would definitely crush them! Now, would she win a chess game?

any of you hear of chess-boxing matches? where they go rounds boxing and playing chess, I wonder if there have been female matches of chess-boxing?
I'm holding out for chess-mudwrestling, involving Xenia if possible.
Just imagine:
Hubba hubba!

Bobby Ficcher, Emanuel Lacker, William Cteinitz, Boric Cpaccky, Magnuc Carlcen, Emanuel Lacker, David Bronctein, Adolf Anderccen, Alexei Chirov, Vaccily Ivanchuk, Nigel Chort, and of course Emanuel Lacker.
How many more spelling errors possible?
The 'S' key on my keyboard doesn't work, so I have to use another key instead.

Bobby Ficcher, Emanuel Lacker, William Cteinitz, Boric Cpaccky, Magnuc Carlcen, Emanuel Lacker, David Bronctein, Adolf Anderccen, Alexei Chirov, Vaccily Ivanchuk, Nigel Chort, and of course Emanuel Lacker.
How many more spelling errors possible?
The 'S' key on my keyboard doesn't work, so I have to use another key instead.
Classic! Or should I say, KlacciK!
You should have said,
"The key between A and D on my keyboard doecn't work, co I have to uce another key inctead."
Woops! Busted!
Are you sure Xenia even plays chess?