Five. you smoke too often
Four. you eat pieces because they fork you.
I'm so hungry I could eat a horse @Nite!
Three. you let the clock run out hoping hare
spring thaw water into acid-rain .
Two. you get drunk the night before the Nite!
A wake! A Funeral A watch A Rook! A cheata
One. Can't STOP note: Write a Mess age chatt:
18. you are a beginner
1. You have a low rapid/daily rating. 1000 or lower is consider as a low rapid/daily rating. Go to: https://www.chess.com/forum/view/general/how-good-are-you-based-on-your-skill-and-rating to learn more.
2. You keep trying to use those move: (and other easy checkmate/ advantage).
3. You make more than 3 blunders in a game.
4. Your opponent have more than +3 advantage(this doesn't count if you are making a trade or/and you made a brilliant move) . That means you lost a knight and a pawn (or something even more valuable)
5. You don't know your books and the basic of chess.
I have a uscf rating of 587 and i beat 700s
Helpful. In fact, this forum is mostly for intermediate player to show what they need to improve