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Badeebadabba

Ha, Chess... best player in the world is a computer for chess, but for Go and amature can beat the best computures. Pro-Go players could give 25 stones to a computure and kick its *bleep*. Also, handicap works in Go, something you can't do in chess. Go is the most fascinating, challenging, profound, ultra simple and ultra complex both at the same time, ultra balanced and detailed, flexible, versatile and most ancient of games. Nothing else in the history of existenece is even remotely as good as the ancient game of Go. Choosing between Go and Chess is like choosing between living on Earth or on the Moon. 

macer75
Badeebadabba wrote:

Ha, Chess... best player in the world is a computer for chess, but for Go and amature can beat the best computures. Pro-Go players could give 25 stones to a computure and kick its *bleep*. Also, handicap works in Go, something you can't do in chess. Go is the most fascinating, challenging, profound, ultra simple and ultra complex both at the same time, ultra balanced and detailed, flexible, versatile and most ancient of games. Nothing else in the history of existenece is even remotely as good as the ancient game of Go. Choosing between Go and Chess is like choosing between living on Earth or on the Moon. 

Except that only the latter requires an actual choice, since you can't live on both Earth and the moon.

EscherehcsE

The strange thing is, this thread makes as much sense as many other threads here. Laughing

numberonetrollthere

i actually prefer go too

Badeebadabba
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Badeebadabba

I don't

numberonetrollthere

i don't care about you tho

Badeebadabba

I don't care about you either.

Edgardum

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numberonetrollthere

just joking you know  i love you  melissa

beyondthemask

Hey! Could I take lessons from you?

tactical_sniper

Whoa now! Only two students at a time! This is getting out of hand! I can't control my pupils! I'm going cross eyed! I'm cross eyed! I'm--------

 

All right, the correct answer was "Orange sirens". I thought you would have that one. :/ that's all right! Another!

 

 
What is black's best move? Take the mobilizable knight? Or the stronger, unmoving fortress? Or something else?! Choose, macer!
beyondthemask

I think black should illegally take rook.

tactical_sniper

WRONG! You are not my student, leave now!

numberonetrollthere

AHAHAHAH I, your grandfather knows the answer! Black king summons the 7  powerful queens and stalemates White!!

tactical_sniper

Very close! Guess again!

macer75

Why choose when you can take both?

Murgen
Badeebadabba wrote:

Ha, Chess... best player in the world is a computer for chess, but for Go and amature can beat the best computures. Pro-Go players could give 25 stones to a computure and kick its *bleep*. Also, handicap works in Go, something you can't do in chess. Go is the most fascinating, challenging, profound, ultra simple and ultra complex both at the same time, ultra balanced and detailed, flexible, versatile and most ancient of games. Nothing else in the history of existenece is even remotely as good as the ancient game of Go. Choosing between Go and Chess is like choosing between living on Earth or on the Moon. 

Hehehe! I wonder how many professional go players would want to give Alpha Go 25 stones? 9-Dan Lee Sedol probably wouldn't! Laughing

tactical_sniper
macer75 wrote:

Why choose when you can take both?

Exactly!! It was a trick and you passed it! When you are losing, simply ask your opponent to switch sides, or just grab his computer and take both sides!! That way you will always win!

macer75

Great advice! Only... what if my opponent refuses?