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theoreticalboy
trysts wrote:
theoreticalboy wrote:

Well, everybody is kind of intimidated by the Chinese nowadays, and only a Mongol can really scare a Chinese defence.  He probably figured the game would be more intimidating by association.


That makes sense. In fact, that is the only part of the game I understand now(besides the shark expansion pack, of course).


Yes, and on a probably-related note, I hear Hou Yifan rides sharks in her spare time, which means she would probably have an overwhelming advantage in the shark-upgrade version of Laser-Destructo-Chess.

trysts
creatip wrote:


I NEVER used the word "better". I said BC is "more sophisticated and challenging than chess". And it sure is: it's a game of chess with an extra challenge. But on this forum of immature/illiterate/undereducated cheap punks (ya know, the kind of obese idiots with their faces covered by acnes) one can't but be disgusted to da bone in less than half a day


Tip, why do you think anyone will believe, that sharks would be in Mongolia? Doesn't that make your smart game, not so smart afterall? And which one is it, lasers or phasers?

gambit13

I just thought of a new expansion pack: the laser-shark or phaser shark package. This would include phasers and lasers attached to the sharks, adding even more sophistication and challenge to the game.

Conquistador

gambit13

Can't believe that tippy said any input would be highy-appreciated. I'm not feeling very appreciated

DrSpudnik

This is a particularly sophisticated and challenging thread.

the doorbell...I think my Zyklon B just arrived...BRB...

trysts
gambit13 wrote:

Can't believe that tippy said any input would be highy-appreciated. I'm not feeling very appreciated


Tippy probably thinks your laser/phaser shark attachment, is his "intellectual property". Unbelievable. And does he really think Yifan Hou is going to endorse "TaliBilliChess w/sharks and new laser/phaser attachments in Mongolia"? I think not.

theoreticalboy

Next he'll be proposing Zombie-Genghis-Khan mode (a relative of Zombie-Fischer Random Chess), and acting like we didn't help in any way. Some gratitude.

creatip
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JG27Pyth

Worst thread ever. Really. You brave brave clever funny folks have ganged up quite mercilessly on creatip. That's sooo awesome. Wow. Way to go. It's always so impressive to see people gang up on someone. Then again, Creatip brought it on himself by early on making some nasty dismissive sexist remarks... and some of his later remarks, although provoked, have been quite ugly. In short, I declare this thread to be a complete disgrace to all involved. Everyone shut up before you make yourselves look worse... and you already look really really bad... 

Hello, moderator, over here!! Lock this thread, please!! *waves arms* OVER HERE!   LOCK IT DOWN!

theoreticalboy

Dammit, this is getting too suspect.  Mods, when you kick tippy off the site for promoting mass-murder, can we keep the rest of the thread?

-X-

You must be pretty brilliant to come up with insults like that and be the inventor of Talibillichess with sharks and lazers/phasers. How did you get so smart?

trysts
creatip wrote:

honestly now, you guys are the most imbecilic crowd of stinky baboons I ever experienced. U're obviously not humans, u must be sub-primates. It'd be unacceptable for apes like you to take over our planet. You are the lowest of the low and have to be destroyed. The sooner the better ... 


I suppose a planet run by apes and baboons, is another one of your "sophisticated" ideas.

theoreticalboy
JG27Pyth wrote:

Worst thread ever. Really. You brave brave clever funny folks have ganged up quite mercilessly on creatip. That's sooo awesome. Wow. Way to go. It's always so impressive to see people gang up on someone. Then again, Creatip brought it on himself by early on making some nasty dismissive sexist remarks... and some of his later remarks, although provoked, have been quite ugly. In short, I declare this thread to be a complete disgrace to all involved. Everyone shut up before you make yourselves look worse... and you already look really really bad... 

Hello, moderator, over here!! Lock this thread, please!! *waves arms* OVER HERE!   LOCK IT DOWN!


Now I feel so ashamed...

-X-

What I really wonder, is when tippy "destroys us" is he going to use sharks, lasers, or phasers. Or sharks with lasers and phasers.

trysts
JG27Pyth wrote:

Worst thread ever. Really. You brave brave clever funny folks have ganged up quite mercilessly on creatip. That's sooo awesome. Wow. Way to go. It's always so impressive to see people gang up on someone. Then again, Creatip brought it on himself by early on making some nasty dismissive sexist remarks... and some of his later remarks, although provoked, have been quite ugly. In short, I declare this thread to be a complete disgrace to all involved. Everyone shut up before you make yourselves look worse... and you already look really really bad... 

Hello, moderator, over here!! Lock this thread, please!! *waves arms* OVER HERE!   LOCK IT DOWN!


So you're being sarcastic and really want the thread to continue, because it's already been declared "The most helpful thread in the history of Chess.com"? I'm game!Laughing

-X-

Well this thread sure died. Thanks JJ27Pyth!

trysts
RDR75 wrote:

What I really wonder, is when tippy "destroys us" is he going to use sharks, lasers, or phasers. Or sharks with lasers and phasers.


The real weapon is tippy's "intellectual properties"Laughing

theoreticalboy
RDR75 wrote:

Well this thread sure died. Thanks JJ27Pyth!


It's funny how he seems to think we provoked the OP to suggest we all should be killed with Nazi gas

-X-

Well what do you think killed this thread, tippy's "intellectual properties," or JG's lack thereof?

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