UNO or Chess? Is UNO becoming the thinking chap’s mainstay? The answer will stun you!
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Well, it appears I’ve played yet another almost flawless game. But it was flawed. This is why golf and chess are my best sports. Don’t get discouraged just because you’ve racked up more penalty points and have more plastic trinkets on the board. My favorite trinket is the one that looks like a bust of a mules head. The mule can hop around better than the other trinkets. I’ve become proficient at somehow keeping my pretzel with a cross emblem on top in the back row where she’s good and safe. Seems like every game winds up stoping because she’s on the back rung. I’m good at UNO too. Of course, I’ve received some of the best UNO tutelage and studied the game inside and out as written by best selling UNO practitioners, scholars as well as the biggest name UNO endorsement companies currently still in business. All agree that UNO is unquestionably the most analytically and intellectually demanding professional sport since Medieval Fencing and Bulgarian Interpretive Dancing. Anyway, back to me. As I’m confident you already know, when people around the world see or hear my name, they immediately recognize it as being wholly unrecognizable. That aside, I am one of the most feared UNO professional practitioners in the games ancient and distinguished history. Playing rigorous county fairs and giving at least 3 lectures yearly at quilting conventions held in VFW halls virtually everywhere, I’ve learned one thing about UNO that is vital to top out as the top player of the game of UNO. I’ll discuss more about this one thing when I next recall it.. Anyhow, it’s taken me years to get my ranking in chess down under 1100. It’s embarrassing to admit but I once ran up a losing streak so bad that I was ranked over 2700. People tried to make me feel good a lot by constantly commenting on my ranking. Now that my score is almost getting under the 1000 mark, it seems people must be a bit intimidated by the numbers as I rarely if ever get invited to play in chess tournaments anymore. I can’t buy my way into one now.
bgjettguitar wrote:
Well, it appears I’ve played yet another almost flawless game. But it was flawed. This is why golf and chess are my best sports. Don’t get discouraged just because you’ve racked up more penalty points and have more plastic trinkets on the board. My favorite trinket is the one that looks like a bust of a mules head. The mule can hop around better than the other trinkets. I’ve become proficient at somehow keeping my pretzel with a cross emblem on top in the back row where she’s good and safe. Seems like every game winds up stoping because she’s on the back rung. I’m good at UNO too. Of course, I’ve received some of the best UNO tutelage and studied the game inside and out as written by best selling UNO practitioners, scholars as well as the biggest name UNO endorsement companies currently still in business. All agree that UNO is unquestionably the most analytically and intellectually demanding professional sport since Medieval Fencing and Bulgarian Interpretive Dancing. Anyway, back to me. As I’m confident you already know, when people around the world see or hear my name, they immediately recognize it as being wholly unrecognizable. That aside, I am one of the most feared UNO professional practitioners in the games ancient and distinguished history. Playing rigorous county fairs and giving at least 3 lectures yearly at quilting conventions held in VFW halls virtually everywhere, I’ve learned one thing about UNO that is vital to top out as the top player of the game of UNO. I’ll discuss more about this one thing when I next recall it.. Anyhow, it’s taken me years to get my ranking in chess down under 1100. It’s embarrassing to admit but I once ran up a losing streak so bad that I was ranked over 2700. People tried to make me feel good a lot by constantly commenting on my ranking. Now that my score is almost getting under the 1000 mark, it seems people must be a bit intimidated by the numbers as I rarely if ever get invited to play in chess tournaments anymore. I can’t buy my way into one now.
Now that is seriously deep!