Vaule

A man lost a $50.00 bill, it fell into the storm drain. It started raining and the bill got wet and dirty. Someone came by and spit on it. Someone else came by picked it up, wiped it off and save it for a while, he eventually balled it up and threw it away.  It had been kicked, wind blown, and deficated on by a flock of seagulls. Once again it was washed off, dried and taken to the bank, and it was still worth $50.00. By being lost, found, thrown away, shit on, balled up and spit on you still don't lose your value.

I misspelled Value

Any dirty $50 bills you don't want, you can mail to me.

or just send them to the dry cleaner.

Just look at the Flock of Seagulls now. Seems like someone defecated on them!