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what’s a “real person”, never heard of em

sndeww
JamesColeman wrote:
TomoMod wrote:

You are always playing real players in live and play chess, unless specifically challenging bots.

Premium and normal members have the same matchmaking, there is no difference in live games.

 

Obviously B1zmark's post was ironic, but are you sure about the second part? I was certainly under the impression that it aims to pair premiums together if possible, before widening the pairing parameters if needed?

I do remember hearing about this as well. But it’s not really that big of a deal

neatgreatfire

i saw this and was like "if this is real im gonna cry"

Rancid-Knight

Lizard people... I knew it!

TomoMod
JamesColeman wrote:
TomoMod wrote:

You are always playing real players in live and play chess, unless specifically challenging bots.

Premium and normal members have the same matchmaking, there is no difference in live games.

 

Obviously B1zmark's post was ironic, but are you sure about the second part? I was certainly under the impression that it aims to pair premiums together if possible, before widening the pairing parameters if needed?

To my knowledge, being a premium member does not alter your pairings. The 3 criteria used for pairings, are:

  1. Your rating and selected rating range
  2. Abusiveness and bad sportsmanship
  3. Internet connection

For more information, here's a chess.com support article covering matchmaking.

sndeww
neatgreatfire wrote:

i saw this and was like "if this is real im gonna cry"

Cry.

Fisikhad
Oh No!11! ThEy DeClIneD mY gAmBit,ThEy PlAyEd d4 InStEaD oF e4!!ll!1Oh No!MaGnUs CaRlSeN iS bLuNdErInG hE Is uSiNg aN EnGine!llli Quit your whining you stupid looser!.People play different openings for different reasons.Do you really think whining about your opponent makes them play the opening you desire?YOU’RE THE FOOL IN THIS FORUM.Clearly,Different openings means different plans in the opening.They play d4 because they like positional openings.They play e4 because they like sharp ones.They respond e4 with c5 because they like Sicilian.Do they use an engine to beat you,Or are you idiotic enough that they are crushing you anyways?
hvenki
Fisikhad wrote:
Oh No!11! ThEy DeClIneD mY gAmBit,ThEy PlAyEd d4 InStEaD oF e4!!ll!1Oh No!MaGnUs CaRlSeN iS bLuNdErInG hE Is uSiNg aN EnGine!llli Quit your whining you stupid looser!.People play different openings for different reasons.Do you really think whining about your opponent makes them play the opening you desire?YOU’RE THE FOOL IN THIS FORUM.Clearly,Different openings means different plans in the opening.They play d4 because they like positional openings.They play e4 because they like sharp ones.They respond e4 with c5 because they like Sicilian.Do they use an engine to beat you,Or are you idiotic enough that they are crushing you anyways?

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!

neatgreatfire
Fisikhad wrote:
Oh No!11! ThEy DeClIneD mY gAmBit,ThEy PlAyEd d4 InStEaD oF e4!!ll!1Oh No!MaGnUs CaRlSeN iS bLuNdErInG hE Is uSiNg aN EnGine!llli Quit your whining you stupid looser!.People play different openings for different reasons.Do you really think whining about your opponent makes them play the opening you desire?YOU’RE THE FOOL IN THIS FORUM.Clearly,Different openings means different plans in the opening.They play d4 because they like positional openings.They play e4 because they like sharp ones.They respond e4 with c5 because they like Sicilian.Do they use an engine to beat you,Or are you idiotic enough that they are crushing you anyways?

pov: when the 600 doesnt get the irony because 600 

hvenki
neatgreatfire wrote:
Fisikhad wrote:
Oh No!11! ThEy DeClIneD mY gAmBit,ThEy PlAyEd d4 InStEaD oF e4!!ll!1Oh No!MaGnUs CaRlSeN iS bLuNdErInG hE Is uSiNg aN EnGine!llli Quit your whining you stupid looser!.People play different openings for different reasons.Do you really think whining about your opponent makes them play the opening you desire?YOU’RE THE FOOL IN THIS FORUM.Clearly,Different openings means different plans in the opening.They play d4 because they like positional openings.They play e4 because they like sharp ones.They respond e4 with c5 because they like Sicilian.Do they use an engine to beat you,Or are you idiotic enough that they are crushing you anyways?

pov: when the 600 doesnt get the irony because 600 

or maybe he's actually going along with the joke and fooling us all

you never know

sndeww
hvenki wrote:
Fisikhad wrote:
Oh No!11! ThEy DeClIneD mY gAmBit,ThEy PlAyEd d4 InStEaD oF e4!!ll!1Oh No!MaGnUs CaRlSeN iS bLuNdErInG hE Is uSiNg aN EnGine!llli Quit your whining you stupid looser!.People play different openings for different reasons.Do you really think whining about your opponent makes them play the opening you desire?YOU’RE THE FOOL IN THIS FORUM.Clearly,Different openings means different plans in the opening.They play d4 because they like positional openings.They play e4 because they like sharp ones.They respond e4 with c5 because they like Sicilian.Do they use an engine to beat you,Or are you idiotic enough that they are crushing you anyways?

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!

God Bless with true! True will never die! Liers will be kicked off...

PILOTOXOMXD

as a sicilian player, i am offended

sndeww
PILOTOXOMXD wrote:

as a sicilian player, i am offended

as a sicilian player, you are pilotoxomxd

hvenki

straight facts 

ninjaswat
TomoMod wrote:
JamesColeman wrote:
TomoMod wrote:

You are always playing real players in live and play chess, unless specifically challenging bots.

Premium and normal members have the same matchmaking, there is no difference in live games.

 

Obviously B1zmark's post was ironic, but are you sure about the second part? I was certainly under the impression that it aims to pair premiums together if possible, before widening the pairing parameters if needed?

To my knowledge, being a premium member does not alter your pairings. The 3 criteria used for pairings, are:

  1. Your rating and selected rating range
  2. Abusiveness and bad sportsmanship
  3. Internet connection

For more information, here's a chess.com support article covering matchmaking.

Didn't Martin post a while back saying there was a setting that restricts you to premium members when challenginf?

TomoMod
ninjaswat wrote:
TomoMod wrote:
JamesColeman wrote:
TomoMod wrote:

You are always playing real players in live and play chess, unless specifically challenging bots.

Premium and normal members have the same matchmaking, there is no difference in live games.

 

Obviously B1zmark's post was ironic, but are you sure about the second part? I was certainly under the impression that it aims to pair premiums together if possible, before widening the pairing parameters if needed?

To my knowledge, being a premium member does not alter your pairings. The 3 criteria used for pairings, are:

  1. Your rating and selected rating range
  2. Abusiveness and bad sportsmanship
  3. Internet connection

For more information, here's a chess.com support article covering matchmaking.

Didn't Martin post a while back saying there was a setting that restricts you to premium members when challenginf?

I believe that is only for searching through open challenges. Not for automatic matchmaking.

assassin3752

yesn't

PILOTOXOMXD
B1ZMARK wrote:
PILOTOXOMXD wrote:

as a sicilian player, i am offended

as a sicilian player, you are pilotoxomxd

as a Sicilian player, I *feel unnecessarily and harshly attacked by the comments made about such a grand and powerful opening, surpassed by none other than the holy Bongcloud, of which power and magnitude cannot be described nor comprehended by mere mortals, by a caliber the gods themselves struggle with to understand the gifts given to us.

sndeww

cope harder nerd

Kira_is_coming
B1ZMARK wrote:

cope harder nerd

says b1zmark, the person who had the time to write this mesmerizing post