Of course I was seriously suggesting 1.a3: it's surely enough not worse than 1.b3. Factly, my shortest loss as Black is on something closely resembling 1.a3:
Both sides did not play terribly accurately in that game, but this does not mean much. For the record, the guy playing white is the vice-president of FIDE, IM with two GM norms by that time.
A quasi-GM does not mind starting his games with 1.a3, but PatzerTrotters does. Oh well...
Of course 1.a3 is inferior to 1.b3. at least 1. b3 allows the development of the dark squared bishop . I have never seen a supergm play 1.a3 but nakamura played 1. b3 at the 2013 london chess classic and won the tournament.I dont change my original thought ..your suggested 1. a3 is a piece of warped humour.Incidentally the game you paste is not quite 1. a3 is it and I suggest that that is an important consideration.Nonetheless thx for your input howsoever it is intentioned.
trotters64 - Anderssen's 1. a3
http://www.chessgames.com/perl/chesscollection?cid=1004449
pfren was not seriously suggesting i play a3 ; he was just being the usual sarcastic jerk off that he is.
I wouldn't be so sure. 1.a3 is certainly better than you imagine.
And considering you are the one starting insults, there is no difficulty seeing who could claim the choice of weapons for the duello. (I think he will choose wits)