You can try not posting dumb pictures.
Welcome to Chess.com!

Hi! I am new to this site. What can I do?
Well, the 3 most common activities that people do here, listed in order from most common to least commom are:
1. trash talk
2. playing chess
3. trolling
If we were to list those 3 activities from most fun to least fun, it would be exactly reversed.

Hi! I am new to this site. What can I do?
Well, the 3 most common activities that people do here, listed in order from most common to least commom are:
1. trash talk
2. playing chess
3. trolling
If we were to list those 3 activities from most fun to least fun, it would be exactly reversed.
we?

Welcome to chess.com! You can do just about anything related to chess (and quite about that isn't) here.
I would recommend you check out the welcome video for an overview: http://www.chess.com/site_demo_video
My favorite features are: Live Chess; Chess Mentor, Video Lectures, and Tactics Trainer, and Study Groups.

Hi! I am new to this site. What can I do?
avoid macer! lol, jdcannon, free members do not get all those features, play some games, join some groups, spam the forums, the usual

Hi! I am new to this site. What can I do?
avoid macer! lol, jdcannon, free members do not get all those features, play some games, join some groups, spam the forums, the usual
Not if u wanna have some fun here!
Hello! I advise playing chess. Unless I'm mistaken this website is called chess.com and usually people would type this url in for a chess related website to pop up. In fact a recent survey said that 98% of people that register for chess websites, come to play chess!

Okay, I played chess. What now?
Change your avatar to something nice
Follow what I say please... the rest of them are a waste of time :)
Hi! I am new to this site. What can I do?