SmyslovFan wrote:
This was a great question, cm102!
thx 
What are the perfect interview questions to ask a master ?
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Who put the bomp In the bomp bah bomp bah bomp?
Who put the ram In the rama lama ding dong?
Who put the bop In the bop shoo bop shoo bop?
Who put the dip In the dip da dip da dip?
TheGrobe wrote:
Who put the bomp In the bomp bah bomp bah bomp?
Who put the ram In the rama lama ding dong?
Who put the bop In the bop shoo bop shoo bop?
Who put the dip In the dip da dip da dip?
only serious post now for the rough draft thank you
Feb 11, 2013
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#45
TheGrobe wrote:
Who put the bomp In the bomp bah bomp bah bomp?
Who put the ram In the rama lama ding dong?
Who put the bop In the bop shoo bop shoo bop?
Who put the dip In the dip da dip da dip?
No, this is how it should go
Who put the colors in the rainbow?
Who put the salt into the sea?
Who put the cold into the snowflake?
Who made you and me?
Who put the hump upon the camel?
Who put the neck on the giraffe?
Who put the tail upon the monkey?
Who made hyenas laugh?
Who made whales and snails and quails?
Who made hogs and dogs and frogs?
Who made bats and rats and cats?
Who made everything?
And who wrote the book of love?
Wanna buy my car?
knightrider1982 wrote:
TheGrobe wrote:
Who put the bomp In the bomp bah bomp bah bomp?
Who put the ram In the rama lama ding dong?
Who put the bop In the bop shoo bop shoo bop?
Who put the dip In the dip da dip da dip?
No, this is how it should go
Who put the colors in the rainbow?
Who put the salt into the sea?
Who put the cold into the snowflake?
Who made you and me?
Who put the hump upon the camel?
Who put the neck on the giraffe?
Who put the tail upon the monkey?
Who made hyenas laugh?
Who made whales and snails and quails?
Who made hogs and dogs and frogs?
Who made bats and rats and cats?
Who made everything?
the black hole....
Feb 11, 2013
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#49
How do you analyse your game after you played?
Do you have a chess board at home?
Why do you prefer quiet positions over dynamic positions? (obivously the question should be reversed if asked to a dynamic player)
What do you do before a tournament?
If you have a winning positions and there is 2 moves. The first one would give a very strong attack, probably winning in around 5-10 moves, but your opponent has chances to draw if you mix it all up. The other moves gives an ending a pawn up, which would definetly be winning because of your superior technique, but you think it would take around 30-35 moves. Which one would you choose?
ViktorHNielsen wrote:
How do you analyse your game after you played?
Do you have a chess board at home?
Why do you prefer quiet positions over dynamic positions? (obivously the question should be reversed if asked to a dynamic player)
What do you do before a tournament?
If you have a winning positions and there is 2 moves. The first one would give a very strong attack, probably winning in around 5-10 moves, but your opponent has chances to draw if you mix it all up. The other moves gives an ending a pawn up, which would definetly be winning because of your superior technique, but you think it would take around 30-35 moves. Which one would you choose?
the last one would depend on the time control.
As for the dynamic question, if you know he's a dynamic player why ask that question ???
Feb 11, 2013
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#51
What is your favorite place to travel?
What would you do as a living, if not chess?
If u face the street while parked in the drive way are u ready for take off ?
Feb 11, 2013
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#53
Ha, I was just thinking that the masters at my local clubs would cringe if I got an hour long interview with them.
Each week when I see them before the games start (the clubs I play in run tournaments with one game per week) I generally take it upon myself to grill them for 20-30 minutes with anything I can think to ask.
In all truthfulness they never seem to mind me asking. I try not to be pushy, but since they are what I aspire to become I figure why not ask and get every pointer I can about how to get there.
Bobby Fischer and Garry Kasparov: who would win in a fist fight?
What's the difference between strategic positional play and positional strategic play, if you know?
Feb 11, 2013
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#55
sapientdust wrote:
Bobby Fischer and Garry Kasparov: who would win in a fist fight?
Double DQ.
Both would just sit in the locker room, waiting for the other one to get in the ring first.
PatzerLars wrote:
AndyClifton wrote:
ozzie_c_cobblepot wrote:
I hear Sennheiser makes some good headphones.
Yeah, if you can ever get to them.
No problem here in Germany ...
So you guys have sane accessible openable packaging over there? 
What was the first double-exclam move you ever played?
What is your "!" to "?" moves-played ratio? (akin to BB/K for pitchers)
Do you have a shoe fetish? Have you ever taken off all your clothes on a bus?
Do you have the music in you?
Is love all you need?
Have you never been mellow?
Dick York or Dick Sargent?
Opie or Will Robinson?
Bedford Falls or Pottersville?
This was a great question, cm102!