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What are the perfect interview questions to ask a master ?

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varelse1
ForgoneMoose wrote:

If you could have babies with Carlsen, how many?

 

What does Carlsen's hair smell like?

 

Have you ever tried reading the tags on the insides of Carlsen's clothes before, on or off?

 

How has Bernard Parham influenced your play?

 

What side of the bed does Carlsen usually wake up on in the morning?

Have you ever eaten Pie with Carlsen?

Do you know where Carlsen buys his shoes? Do you plan on shopping there as well?

How many centuries do you think it will be before we see another player like Carlsen?

If you and Carlsen had to share a bunk bed, would you let him be on top?

lnsmr1957rbrt

It would depend on who's asking the questions i would think.

splitleaf

Can I have this dance?

varelse1

Do you think The Beatles were the "Magnus Carlsen of Rock Bands?"

browni3141
ViktorHNielsen wrote:

If you have a winning positions and there is 2 moves. The first one would give a very strong attack, probably winning in around 5-10 moves, but your opponent has chances to draw if you mix it all up. The other moves gives an ending a pawn up, which would definetly be winning because of your superior technique, but you think it would take around 30-35 moves. Which one would you choose?

I think the answer to that is pretty obvious.

winerkleiner

Assuming you're a male, would you date Lady gaga?

winerkleiner

But she's rich!

waffllemaster

To be serious for a moment, honestly, I'd like to know if they've ever thought about all the time and effort it took to get as good as they are, and if they were given a chance to go back in time and redistribute this investment to gain skill(s) in something else what would they choose.

I'm not trying to say titled players have wasted their time.  But for those that weren't whipped into masters before adulthood, you've had to spend a lot of time to get to where you are.  Basically I wonder if you ever regret it Smile

winerkleiner

If there were a pill you could take to become a GM would you take it instead of your decades of hard work?

eddysallin

I regret uncle jack,dating gaga and interviewing a chess master......

winerkleiner

Would talking that pill be considered cheating?

varelse1

No! Lance Armstrong took it! And he's no cheater!

winerkleiner

Lol, he was publicly stripped from all he knew.

chessmaster102
waffllemaster wrote:

To be serious for a moment, honestly, I'd like to know if they've ever thought about all the time and effort it took to get as good as they are, and if they were given a chance to go back in time and redistribute this investment to gain skill(s) in something else what would they choose.

I'm not trying to say titled players have wasted their time.  But for those that weren't whipped into masters before adulthood, you've had to spend a lot of time to get to where you are.  Basically I wonder if you ever regret it

You might want to ask that in a seprate forum. Everyone is just joking around now as usual to the point I stopped tracking this although fortunately I've put together 23 questions so im very satisfied now for when I do my interviews Smile

Champeknight

Do you have a life outside chess? Are you a nerd?

chessmaster102
Champeknight wrote:

Do you have a life outside chess? Are you a nerd?

Yep to both Smile although for a nerd i have alot of friends

fburton
chessmaster102 wrote:

You might want to ask that in a seprate forum. Everyone is just joking around now as usual to the point I stopped tracking this although fortunately I've put together 23 questions so im very satisfied now for when I do my interviews 

I'd be interested to know what questions you decided on!

varelse1

Can cellmates also be soulmates?

JG27Pyth

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varelse1

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Roll Tootsie Pop?