What are your best/funniest swindles?

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Gamificast

We've all had those games that we should have lost or drawn rather than won. Post your best/funniest ones here!

Skinnyhorse

I was totally winning and wondering why my opponent would not resign when my cat ran over the keyboard and ruined my position.  Now I understand why people won't resign.

Skinnyhorse

     My opponent had a winning position, but he fell asleep and overstepped the time control.  True story.   It was at the National Open in Las Vegas.   Winning like that bothered me terribly...but only for 5 minutes.