What bread to eat while playing chess?

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ChessPlayinDude47

That's a little gun, a puny gun, a microscopic gun...

Here, my friends, is a big gun:

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ChessPlayinDude47

 

That lil' frippery? C'mon, I'll give you serious - try 6,079 feet of pizza.

 

This here's the big enchilada golden ticket, baybee... Yes huh...

 

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supunayYT
It's been a year. How does this thread exist?
ChessPlayinDude47
twighead wrote:

Maybe you should ask yourself; what good is your soup without a glorious hunk of bread to couple with it? 

BEHOLD THE TRUE MIGHT, OF THE LORDS OF THE CRUMB

Yes, I'd agree with that: just sieve that scythe and scoop the soup 'til you eat the bread and it makes ya poop!

ChessPlayinDude47

Poop out.

Me_Named_Wert
No.
shadowcat53

Ok the hell with the "No" sayers .....I'm making this for  din din tonight ...soup and bread ...so many possibilities ...so many soup kitchens to visit..

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Endapuppy
French onion soup is delicious
ChessPlayinDude47
Endapuppy wrote:
French onion soup is delicious

 

Oui, la soupe d'oignon française est délicieuse, mais je préfère la soupe d'oignons finlandaise que je finis toujours!

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ChessPlayinDude47

Mulled rye flour is the heart of Finnish rye bread. Can you grow the best possible rye? How far is your rye grown from your mill? Is it ten miles or less? Do you miss the basics at heart? Do you appreciate pure and near-produced foods? Does your mill use traditional methods to produce your rye bread? Is your rye ground with stone paints? How many miles does your flour travel to get to your bakery? Do you use the close-knit ingredients of familiar producers? Do you, with passion and time, envision you can create the greatest rye bread possible? Do you believe that truth tastes better? Do you have it in you, in your innards, what it takes to create the greatest Finnish rye bread to improve at chess games? Let's get together and shine a light, let's get together, it feels so right.

 

ChessPlayinDude47

Wow, banana nut bread? I wonder if there are any nuts out there who would like to comment on this? 

The_Hairy_Gorilla
Fennifer wrote:

   Banana nut bread.

 

Herro, Fennifer!
Me rike banana nut bread!
Me The_Hairy_Gorilla.
Me rike anything with bananas!
You have great idea, Fennifer!
Me thank you for posting on this banana-filled post!
Me share best and important recipe for win chess games now!
Me hope you enjoy this exciting, good performing bread, Fennifer!

https://cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/2746-gorilla-banana-bread

 

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ChessPlayinDude47
exnos wrote:
Bread 🍞 and butter pudding !!! Beats everything.

 

Whatte do ye wishe to Chatte about, my good fellow and good Fellowes? Pray tell, whatever hast ye been about? What dost thou cooke for thine e'en meal? Ye dost wantest me to tell ye about whitepot? Certainlye brilliant! If thou wouldst allowst me, t'would be a moste delightful tayle. Oh, moste certainlye. Withe your Devonshire Creame, mye goode sir? How do thou know'th this whitepot? Aye, t'would be a grand idea, whitepot with Devonshire Creame... I liketh it well. Certainlye well suited for the high-blooded Ladyes. Aye, I'll be chewing the whitepot fat soon with me bone marrow, for as the saying goes: a balanced diet is a cookie in each hand and a cup of pudding in the stomach, me lad. I doth fancye it whilst preening my tayle feathers.

 

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shadowcat53

 Yes a nice smoke after bread is nice...

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ChessPlayinDude47

I realize the thread is titled What bread to eat while playing chess?, but if I could smoke a bread instead of eating it, my preference would be for a mugwort-sage-coltsfoot-mullein-rye bread in a bong with some smudge sticks and incense-falafel balls. That's just the way I roll with it. Smoke it, drink it, burn it, please -- just don't fart on it... For as I've always said, "Smoke Danish rye bread every day, only fools smoke cheese and eat, eat all day, some sort of cheesy dog souffle." --- and forget about the Jaruums Shish Poppa Mega pipe weed and the usual cognitive salamander weed.

 

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3 parts red raspberry, 2 parts mugwort, coltsfoot, sage,
marshmallow root, and rose petals, with a bit of Danish rye flour...

 

 

ChessPlayinDude47

Calling all Americans - get your red hot solar eclipse bread. Hot off the solar oven. Get your red hot solar eclipse cookies. Hot from the solar oven! Sunday's gone and now sun day is here!

 

 

On Mon. Aug. 21, the first total solar eclipse bread and cookies to sweep across the entire U.S. in 99 years will take place. Are you ready?

Viewers - er, tasters, that is, are advised not to directly taste the solar eclipse bread and cookies during the partial eclipse phase, when the sun is not completely blocked by the moon, as their tongues may fall off from the scalding warmth. Solar tasting panels you put on your tongue (a kind of condom for your tongue) make it possible for tasters to directly taste the solar eclipse bread and cookies before and after totality so as to preserve their tongues. Tongue condoms may be purchased for a mere fraction of what you will find at WalMarts or FoodMaxxes.

Please call 1-800-TONG-CON to order yours soon!

shadowcat53

Once again I have to step in to save you from yourself with soup and bread ..

 

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ChessPlayinDude47

Ezek a Kürtőskalács nagyon finomak!...

 

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Kürtőskalács: when the cake is taken off from the spit in one piece, it gets the shape of a 25–30-centimetre [9.8–11.8-inch] long vent or tube. I'm getting Hungary now!

 

ChessPlayinDude47

There once was a parakeet from Naantucket

who was fond of indulging in a king-sized naan bread bucket,

as he said it helped him with his games of chess to create something of a mess

so I shall give this parakeet no blames, nor stress, but will instead confess

he plucked the king-sized naan from the bucket and onto his king he stuck it!

 

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ChessPlayinDude47
Fennifer wrote:

  I am so hungry right now. 

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Yo, dawg, don't forget the thick creamy gravy, chapda chinti ki chutney (red-ants chutney), mango pickles, ghee, and heavy curd: without these, your naan would be practically a naan-entity...

 

Get it? Naan-entity? Bwahahahaha...

 

Yo dawg, don't forget your basic table manners when eating naan with parakeets: