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What do women think about a chess guy?
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Nov 1, 2013
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#63
ConnorMacleod_151 schreef:
pelly13 wrote:
I am so handsome , I found me a wife during a postal game. She's from Mongolia , is a lumberjack and plays chess for fun. She has a keen eye (her only one) for cheating and more than twelve teeth to bite with I she catches you.
Help please , help me . She has me locked up in the cellar and forced me to join this forum.
Does your wife like cats?
I'm very attractive!
My Olga likes everything with hairy legs , like herselves. I am not sure a man wearing a skirt is to her liking , but help yourself. No, first help me.
Nov 1, 2013
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#65
I can't change to connor-for-you...dammmit!!
Bang goes my chance to attract the wrong sort of feline.
My other husband is in the cellar, and I asked him if he would kindly join this forum...
ilgambittoo wrote:
attractive or disgusting?
Well wouldn't that depend on the person? Some people are attractive and others are not. It really has nothing to do with what their chosen hobby is or not.
Nov 1, 2013
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#68
Lou-for-you schreef:
Pelly, hang in there pal!! Everything is possible as long as you have not been mated. Do not surrender! Concentrate on your happiest days as an undertaker. Chin up!
I quit being a mortician. I am a retired hardrock guitarist now. I bought me a camper and some groupies and I am touring the US. I've meet a nutty professor on my way , weirdo with a big chessboard on a painters frame talking yibbirish to himself. Gave him a suck on my joint to relax and he gave me some pills. Don't know why or what they are. Say hello to Wolfbird from me. It'll make her do summersalts .. haha.
Nov 1, 2013
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#69
hmmm?
I think i'll brush my tail ... this thread is getting boring :(
Nov 1, 2013
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#70
epoqueepique wrote:
My other husband is in the cellar, and I asked him if he would kindly join this forum...
Chere nanna, how many husbands do you have? One to play chess with? One royal to write on your walls? One locked up to discuss in this forum? I wanted to propose to you, but 9 seems a crowd:-)
Nov 1, 2013
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#71
epoqueepique schreef:
My other husband is in the cellar, and I asked him if he would kindly join this forum...
You collect them , husbands I mean ? Do you swap doubles with someone ? Olgaaaaaahhhh ..... open the door .........
Nov 1, 2013
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#72
epoqueepique wrote:
My other husband is in the cellar, and I asked him if he would kindly join this forum...
I'll phone u :)
ConnorMacleod_151 wrote:
I can't change to connor-for-you...dammmit!!
Bang goes my chance to attract the wrong sort of feline.
Connor, you change your pic every day. Don't change your name too ffs.
Nov 1, 2013
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#76
Lou-for-you schreef:
Puge ??
Freudian slip , a typo ? Who knows. Puke then better for mr.nittypicky is ? Look down and say hallo to the wolf .
ConnorMacleod_151 wrote:
Please be relevant, helpful & nice.
Nov 1, 2013
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#78
Maybe Pepe-le-pew would be a better name.
Most chess guy players stink!
I'm changing my name to Connor-for-you...
and grow a beard :)