I have only 3. I watch them play chess together, as I said, I find them very attractive when they concentrate... The dauphin is royal, so he gets white
Yes , white dolphins are beautiful and great at chess. Do you keep your husbands in an aquarium , a fishtank ? What do you feed them ? Nimzo-biscuits ? Raw Fischers ? P(r)awns ? No , don't say it : dolphins ?
I remember the successes of my life well. I played a tournament on Easter Island and prepared well for it. A cheering crowd of beautiful women and girls awaited me on my arrival on the airport an carried me on their shoulders to my hotel. The room was tacky and so was I , so I settled down easy and opened my rugsack. I saw I only packed one pair of socks and a moldy underpant out of the dumpster this time.
Well , man's gotta earn his living and play began. Besides the growing herd of female fans , I wasn't doing very well in the first half. But in the second half I changed strategy. I already turned my underpaints inside out once , so I decided to wear them over my tightly fit and greasy jeans this time . It worked , I lost the tournament but got devirginized again instead.
Life is heaven for a retired guitarist who happens to be great at chess as well . Women Galore .
My dad told me never to trust a woman with a moustache.
My dad told me never to trust a woman with a moustache.
LMAO... i never trusted my mum.... and still don't!
My dad told me never to trust a woman with a moustache.
My granddad told me never to hit a woman with a moustache unless it is on fire.
My dad told me never to trust a woman with a moustache.
My granddad told me never to hit a woman with a moustache unless it is on fire.
Pelly , how do I read this ? You are only to hit a woman .... with a moustache ... unless it is on fire.
Do you first set flames to the mustache and then hit her with it ?
I may be Dutch , but not double Dutch I hope.
Please help me out of this dark cellar. Please lure Olga away and set me free. Help , let somebody call somebody , that always seems to help.
Pelly,you were too young to understand. He said : never hit on a woman unless she is on fire. My granddad told me the same.. Lazy generation..worn out by the war.
You just want to get rid of your olga. The one that moves will be her next victim. Just sit tight.
Well, if you look into a chess player's brain there is a lot of feeling and thinking, and they're pretty wise and smart a lot of times.
My dad told me never to trust a woman with a moustache.
My granddad told me never to hit a woman with a moustache unless it is on fire.
LMAO....... That was funny, I'll give you a point for that.
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Well, if you look into a chess player's brain there is a lot of feeling and thinking, and they're pretty wise and smart a lot of times.
Good answer ... That describes me.
You missed out the 'shy' bit :)
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You just want to get rid of your olga. The one that moves will be her next victim. Just sit tight.
You seem like a nice guy , sophisticated and having high levels of testosteron in your athletic body. Enough to help me out . You could mate my Olga before she eats you. Be nice and helpfull , help me out.
What do women think about a chess guy?
Who cares? Don't define yourself as a "chess guy." There's more to a person than his interest in chess, if not, he's boring. And it's not attractive to even ask "What do women think about a chess guy?" Men weren't put on earth to conform to women's desires. A MAN pursues HIS desires. A better question is, "What do I find attractive in a woman?" Then go find her!
I have only 3. I watch them play chess together, as I said, I find them very attractive when they concentrate... The dauphin is royal, so he gets white