What do you do when you're drunk

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Mid game and your drunk ... endgame and you're drunk... opening and you been sippin. .. How do.you handle being drunk ?
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Just click the 'X' on top of the browser and keep doing your work :D

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You may have a drinking problem if after sniffing the cork from the wine bottle, you eat it too.

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Just don't spill your beer while playing cellphone 'net chess and driving! happy.png

 

J/K... my advice is to not drink at all.  Have a better life!

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I play loud music and move quickly. Also, after your opponent moves, always think to yourself "that move was terrible, what an idiot! I'm going to crush this guy" then, because you didn't see it was attacking your queen, you lose the queen then "oops, didn't see that, time for another game!"

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I tthnk be mie at play them m knwwigthas over yhe bneanhadnt then I take3waf etq24 fthe qeaeuueeeen over yeah!! And ... 

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Shut one eye

Avatar of ITWASMYMOVE

Go play some pool

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liveink wrote:
Mid game and your drunk ... endgame and you're drunk... opening and you been sippin. .. How do.you handle being drunk ?

Opening = similar to usual. Middlegame = more intuitive than usual (bother to calculate even less than normal). Endgame = less materialistic than usual (even more prioritisation on active moves over pawn counting than normal). Basically it takes the traits you see in all of my games and exaggerates them. I can only assume I play worse too.

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doubly concentrate that i don't tip over the glass of wine all over my keyboard..!

Avatar of ChessPlayinDude47

Just have them put a towel over your cage, then go back to being a parakeet like me.