What do you say one move from mating your opponent!

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egoole

"You know....  chess is all about checks and forks till someone loses the game"..WinkWink

egoole

Laughing

solskytz

I say - hey, I mated you last move - how come you're still playing?

egoole

When you win a major game.... 

egoole

I came, I saw, I nailed it.... BAAM! 🔨💪

ArgoNavis

I say: "Learn to use your engine properly"

Smoggy666

"Do you have a final request?"

PlayChessPoorly
I find it's best not to say anything especially in like a 30 minute with 20 minutes left on the clock. I've said "good game, thanks for playing" and stuff like that and then they just sit there and let the time run out. I won't say anything over the internet I wouldn't say to your face.
PhalanxGr8
Talking screws up my poker face.
Robert_New_Alekhine

I once waited for 31 minutes and 17 seconds before checkmating with exacty one second left. 

LogoCzar
Robert_New_Alekhine wrote:

I once waited for 31 minutes and 17 seconds before checkmating with exacty one second left. 

What if lag

linkjoin
MindControl116 wrote:

You guys do realize many of the posts in here are not serious and are just jokes?

yes

linkjoin

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Ziryab

I'm always dead serious when I play online bullet. Just ask my dogs about how I cuss. What do I say when I'm about to checkmate my opponent? "Take that you cheating [EXPLICATIVE DELETED -- MOD]."

egoole
linkjoin wrote:

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Good one.... Laughing

I'm no chess expert but I know a mate when I  see one..... 

egoole

I don't say anything...  I just wait for my coach to signal  me.... Tongue Out

egoole

Son.... Come watch me kick ass...... 

egoole

IF MATES WERE DISHES WITH EGOOLE

Opponent: Good play, just mate me already

Me: (sighs) I will do at 4:00 🕒 

steinitzb

"looks like you punched your last ticket, amigo"

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