jj00 wrote:
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What do you say one move from mating your opponent!
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Jul 5, 2017
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#483
Y'all need to learn to have fun, it isn't necessary to take this seriously. Can't take a joke or two??
ZZZ....
Jul 6, 2017
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#485
I don't usually talk in games. Unless they are in IRL.
I'd probably wouldn't say this:
Me: Hey opponent, I have FANTASTIC news for you! And it's not that I'm planning on giving you my queen/whatever my most worthy piece is!
Opponent: What's the good news?
Me: Your King is committing suicide! I am helping him with that!
Opponent: What the heck are you talking about?
Me: And I finished helping him by putting it in checkmate! Can you please ask your king what it's last words are?
Opponent: My king is literally an inanimate piece of wood art.
Me: Not my problem.
I'd probably wouldn't say this:
Me: Hey opponent, I have FANTASTIC news for you! And it's not that I'm planning on giving you my queen/whatever my most worthy piece is!
Opponent: What's the good news?
Me: Your King is committing suicide! I am helping him with that!
Opponent: What the heck are you talking about?
Me: And I finished helping him by putting it in checkmate! Can you please ask your king what it's last words are?
Opponent: My king is literally an inanimate piece of wood art.
Me: Not my problem.
Jul 6, 2017
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#486
I don't say anything. He/She can see what's going on and it's his/her right to play to checkmate - hoping for a blunder on my part - or resign.
hasta la vista baby!
I offer them an anti-bacterial wipe to clean their meaty paws before I allow them to shake my hand in gracious resignation to a superior commander.
I say Next time you win or You've been way better. That makes the opponent feel better if his IQ is below average
Jul 6, 2017
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#492
MeforChessPresident escribió:
i dont say anything. If they see the mate, i let them cry in vain and if they dont i look like iam gonna move the piece that sgonna mate and i look at the square very closely that the piece is gonna deliver mate and sooner or later, i let them cry in vain too. #SAVAGE
Tr00 Kvlt
Jul 7, 2017
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#493
MeforChessPresident escribió:
MindControl116 wrote:
MeforChessPresident escribió:
i dont say anything. If they see the mate, i let them cry in vain and if they dont i look like iam gonna move the piece that sgonna mate and i look at the square very closely that the piece is gonna deliver mate and sooner or later, i let them cry in vain too. #SAVAGE
Tr00 Kvlt
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Black metal meme. Your comment was a true demonstration of evil. Hence, as they say in black metal, Tr00 Kvlt (true cult lol)
Hakuna Mate-tata
I will say thanks.
1. Cowabunga!
2. How's the family?
3. I'm surprised that your country has internet at all.
4. Is it true what I've heard that where you live, the women are significantly smarter than the men?
5. Are you a Laker fan like me?
6. I have just enough time to checkmate you before I have to take a poop.
7. I'm ahead on the board AND in the stock market this morning!
8. I only learned how to play chess a week ago. How am I doing so far?
9. The weather is here, wish you were beautiful.
10. (for Americans), Keep America From Getting Any Worse, (for Israelis), Shalom, etc. One time I was close to mate against an Australian and I asked him "Do you come from a land down under?", he went "huh?" and that turned out to be the New Zealand flag.
Sep 30, 2018
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#497
oregonpatzer wrote:
1. Cowabunga!
2. How's the family?
3. I'm surprised that your country has internet at all. Okay, that's just rude! 
4. Is it true what I've heard that where you live, the women are significantly smarter than the men? If I was a lady, I would answer "Yes! It's called Earth!!!'
5. Are you a Laker fan like me?
6. I have just enough time to checkmate you before I have to take a poop.
7. I'm ahead on the board AND in the stock market this morning!
8. I only learned how to play chess a week ago. How am I doing so far?
9. The weather is here, wish you were beautiful.
10. (for Americans), Keep America From Getting Any Worse, (for Israelis), Shalom, etc. One time I was close to mate against an Australian and I asked him "Do you come from a land down under?", he went "huh?" and that turned out to be the New Zealand flag.
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