What do you say one move from mating your opponent!


"It all come down to this one vital moment. Few here watching, a million others from around the globe............ "
Clive tyldesley
FIFA 14

You're the worst player I've ever had the misfortune of wasting my precious talent on. I never ever want to play you again. DO YOU UNDERSTAND???

You're the worst player I've ever had the misfortune of wasting my precious talent on. I never ever want to play you again. DO YOU UNDERSTAND???
Then offer a rematch!

Attention all units, a 10-47D in progress, suspect is a white male wearing a kind of crown with a cross. Suspect is fleeing on foot moving one square at a time. Suspect last seen along d-file.
All units standby am on him. Suspect about to be apprehended with the mate maneuver.
Suspect in custody... I repeat, suspect in custody.........
#respect_the_law
I once tried saying "Sorry for checkmating you, but it was the only way to end the game". Unfortunately, he left the chat before that. Lol

Attention all units, a 10-47D in progress, suspect is a white male wearing a kind of crown with a cross. Suspect is fleeing on foot moving one square at a time. Suspect last seen along d-file.
All units standby am on him. Suspect about to be apprehended with the mate maneuver.
Suspect in custody... I repeat, suspect in custody.........
#respect_the_law
lol

Attention all units, a 10-47D in progress, suspect is a white male wearing a kind of crown with a cross. Suspect is fleeing on foot moving one square at a time. Suspect last seen along d-file.
All units standby am on him. Suspect about to be apprehended with the mate maneuver.
Suspect in custody... I repeat, suspect in custody.........
#respect_the_law
I Repeat, there is another suspect at the scene, he is wearing black with a black cross and he is laughing evilly while his henchman are beating the crap out of the other suspect i need back up, over.

I Repeat, there is another suspect at the scene, he is wearing black with a black cross and he is laughing evilly while his henchman are beating the crap out of the other suspect i need back up, over.
Great, how about...
All units standby, another suspect has just been spotted, suspect is a little kid that has just mysteriously turned into a ferocious white female also with a crown. Suspect is extremely fast and powerful. All units exercise caution as three units has been taken out by suspect.
Suspect is preventing us from delivering an effective mate maneuver on first suspect. We need maximum back up here. I repeat, we need maximun ground, air, sea and rail support here. Over