What do you think is the most trolliest opening ever
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Argonaut13 wrote:
mvtjc wrote:
Argonaut13 wrote:
FakeBeil91 wrote:
No...the crab opening is the trolliest..
Crab? What are the moves
The opening is horrible, it violates all of the rules of development.
That's why someone said it is the trolliest.
Mar 2, 2013
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Clemenz wrote:
When I play the scotch game and they play 4...Qh4. I want to kill them
Years ago I used to play this with the intention of bugging the crap out of my opponent. It often worked.
I never new how to make illegal moves with the board setup, but I never posted a board on here in a long time.
Those that I posted are the trolliest XD.
chessgdt wrote:
same moves as you?:
Yea, cos' I wouldn't take white's queen with my pawn and I will just copy the moves, lalala...
chessgdt wrote:
Those that I posted are the trolliest XD.
Yup I would say those lol.
Is it for black or white?
FakeBeil91 wrote:
the crab is the greatest opening ever invented
what this guy said 
lol
CHCL wrote:
Parham.
A guy whipped this on me at an OTB club friendly game last week. After a few moves chasing his Q around he had no developed pieces and I went on and smashed him...Lesson learnt for him I hope
chessgdt wrote:
king takes e8 is definetly the coolest opening
Argonaut13 wrote:
I wouldn't mind that. 1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nf6 3. Nxe5 Nxe4? 4. Qe2 Qe7 5. Qxe4 Qxe5?? 6. Qxe5+...uh oh, I can't copy any more. Of course Eljaschoff took symmetry to the extreme in 1909.
3...Nxe4 is an interesting move, not a mistake. 5...Qxe5 is slightly suspect, though.
Oh I see
DaBigOne wrote:
how is it interesting??? black loses apawn
Really? Oh, I did not notice... sorry for that. 
Still, I think it's entirely playable, and that not only at class level. It's more sound than most of the speculative gambits that are played.
FirebrandX wrote:
Really any actual named opening doesn't make me feel I'm trolled in the game. What does is when the opponent moves the knight out and back as if to say "You suck so bad, I can give you a couple free turns in the opening and still beat you".
Yes, I'm surprised this opening wasn't mentioned. That's how you troll, hand them any number of free tempo in the opening and then try to win.
I have a perfect score as Black with 1.e4 Nf6 2.e5 Ng8 (I think it's named the Manhattan variation, no?) but I have played this only in blitz games.
1. g4
In honor of Basman, I actually ventured 1. e4 g5 in a national tournament game a few years back. I won't be doing that again anytime soon :P The fact I won the game had absolutely nothing to do with the opening, I got into a stinking mess that only fortune/luck could undo.
P.S.
What I *must* try sometime though, is Myers Defense :D 1. c4 g5 and to quote Joel Benjamin: "Black is attempting an improved Grob while a tempo down, since White can now never play a pawn to c3." :P