You offer a draw move three with London system? Lol
I surely don't. I'm saying whoever the scum bags are that play the White side of the London System might as well offer a draw at move 3.
The London System gets you NOTHING, NADA, ZIP, ZILCH, ZERO! And against certain lines, like the Modern, Black gets a slight advantage.
L is for London System. L is for Loser. Coinceidence? I think not!
LOL bro thanks for making my day 
Why not play the Medusa Gambit? Best. Opening. Ever.
This is foreign territory to me - somebody, please, WTF does trolliest mean? Are we talking troll (ugly being), trolly (like an ugly being), trollier (more like an ugly being) and then trolliest (most like an ugly being)? Or have I (as I am starting to suspect) completely missed the trolly?
any opening were i blunder a pawn. Oh god how crazy can a person be to put a pawn were it could get taken in one move. Thx god i did analysis otherwise i would have totally missed it, not to say that my game is much better without it but still
I have tried, on the opening move, to put a pawn where it can be taken. I'm having trouble.
Ah, Black's opening move?
"Trolliest" means something very annoying as with the concept "troll". Ex: My friend's brother always plays prank on me, he's a certified troll. Now as to this openings defined as "trolliest" or "troll" opening is just the same concept as maybe annoying, too stupid to comprehend, stupidly funny, annoyingly funny, etc.
I think Grob's Opening has a lot of annoying alternatives to the main line.
I guess you can say that but the grob isn't that bad
The Grob is great, it only scores worse than the Parham after all
1.e3 followed by 2.e4 is also trolly, really turns the tables on your opponent.
But wouldn't want to just go e4 right away, your wasting a move. Or is it just saying that you suck and I will give you an extra turn.
It's saying you'd rather play black and that whatever white's first opening move is, you will play 1. ...e5, all this while playing white. Opponent trolled.
Ah ok
Argonaut, like so, game just played 1 minute ago:
He then offered a rematch, but I declined. LOL!
Actually this was a real game played on a tournament in a local club, after other players complaints both players was punished with a lost game.
Are you serious! Lol
Are you serious! Lol
was between two 8 y.o kids on the 4th category,they want to make a draw .They get a lose and the teacher "sermon" about sportsmanship.
CFOfdensen wrote:
Awesome stuff in this thread!
Yea I know
Aletool wrote:
Argonaut13 wrote:
Are you serious! Lol
was between two 8 y.o kids on the 4th category,they want to make a draw .They get a lose and the teacher "sermon" about sportsmanship.
Why would they need to be taught good sportsmanship I don't see anything wrong with there sportsman ship. They both agreed to do it.
O yea I will with everything I never heard of on this thread