What do you think is the most trolliest opening ever

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hi12345hi
kooltigger wrote:
 

It's called the parham.

Argonaut13

I don't even know who plays the parham anymore, before allot of people played it.

Argonaut13

I guess but it just wastes time because the queen gets knocked back while white develops and black is playing around with his queen

Noreaster

I would go with the London System

Argonaut13

What's the London system? I never heard of it until I saw people kept saying that it is very annoying

R_T_A

I always enjoy playing against the Parham. I get to develop my pieces while my opponent is forced to move his queen around endlessly.

Argonaut13

R_T_A wrote:

I always enjoy playing against the Parham. I get to develop my pieces while my opponent is forced to move his queen around endlessly.

No one will ever let the parham go through, it's easy to counter and a waste of at least three moves or more. I don't see the point lol. You will loose your queen earlier also.

macer75
Argonaut13

That's the London system?

Trapper4

Parham ends up in a drawn position if black plays correctly, and ends up in a win for white if he does anything else.

 

Argonaut13

So you are saying you like the parham?

PLAVIN81

Advance RookWink

Argonaut13

Isn't that when you bring your queenside rook out early in the game?

Mainline_Novelty

To whoever asked what the London System is :

White plays 1.d4, 2.Nf3 and 3.Bf4, usually something like 1.d4 Nf6 2.Nf3 d5 3.Bf4. It is also known as the "Boring System", and for good reason. Basically White wants to restrict all forms of Black's counterplay. Objectively, Black shouldn't be worse, but in a practical setting, it's quite hard and annoying to play against.

Argonaut13

Ah ok I see. But is it a widely used opening? Or more of a fun opening. I play the parham just for fun sometimes whenever I play my friends.

Mainline_Novelty

It's reasonably popular at club level, because of the practical results thing, but not at GM level, because of the objective evaluation thing.

eehc

No doubt it is the Hippo Attack. I've never seen such a ridiculous opening!

Argonaut13

Hippo attack? I am looking that up lol

sgtpeppers88
macer75 wrote:
 

This is revolutionary