Play through the earthquake and both King's tip double forfeit lol
What happens if there's an earthquake during a tournament?
We have a few EQ's down here and some chess players too.
We usually pause, for safety, grab some food then back to...
Rook and roll.

Player A to move. *Earthquake* (pieces fall onto Player B's lap).
Player A: (raises hand) Arbiter! My opponent is replacing the pieces on my move. I demand additional time!
Yes, although we have reputation as obsessive, humorless nerds, we are actually obsessive, humorous nerds

"I get a clean shave, bathe, go to a rave
Die from an overdose and dig myself up out of my grave".
Who knows what is this?

Okay hint.. this is lyrics from Song.. Rap song..
My middle finger wont go down, how do I wave
And this is how I'm supposed to teach kids how to behave?

Okay hint.. this is lyrics from Song.. Rap song..
My middle finger wont go down, how do I wave
And this is how I'm supposed to teach kids how to behave?
Check a finger doctor

seriously? a RAP song?
Make a New Year's resolution.
You're not longer allowed to ask silly short questions like this. You're no longer allowed to make posts like "what?"

And notice @m2424 posted the lyrics with a different font i.e. copy and pasted it. I did it from memory
What if the earthquake shakes the board making the pieces drop?