If you do that then you are not playing chess.
What is the best way to distract your opponent in over the board chess?
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kco wrote:
If you do that then you are not playing chess.
Yes, but maybe I can lean back, stretch, and let my shirt rise. The opponent won't be able to look away, ya know? (joking btw).....I don't do that hahaha. That would be cruel.
Happy Holidays everyone btw
kco wrote:
Pathetic.
I was just joking. I totally agree with you...
KingMagikarp wrote:
Can I please be your otb opponent! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ). Oh wait but then I would lose if you distracted me like that.
kco wrote:
If you do that then you are not playing chess.
Yes, but maybe I can lean back, stretch, and let my shirt rise. The opponent won't be able to look away, ya know? (joking btw).....I don't do that hahaha. That would be cruel.
Happy Holidays everyone btw
chessfreak wrote:
KingMagikarp wrote:
kco wrote:
If you do that then you are not playing chess.
Yes, but maybe I can lean back, stretch, and let my shirt rise. The opponent won't be able to look away, ya know? (joking btw).....I don't do that hahaha. That would be cruel.
Happy Holidays everyone btw
Can I please be your otb opponent! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ). Oh wait but then I would lose if you distracted me like that.
hahaha...yes you would lose!!
There are 2 things that distract me from concentrating in a tournament game. A young pretty girls' cleavage and a player who do not have cough before the start of the game then he suddenly pretends to have phlegmy throat and try to cough hard when your opponent attempts to make a move.
Fiveofswords wrote:
it would probably help if you accidentally spill a glass of water on your shirt or something.
or on their pants...then offer to clean up the mess. (again, just joking around guys hahaha) 
Stare at him like a hypnotist.
Mandy711 wrote:
Stare at him like a hypnotist.
yes hahah could work....and lick my lips while staring OR even better do like that girl in Austin Powers did...haha
Fiveofswords wrote:
what...why are you joking? dont be joking...i think this is exactly what chess needs to become more of a spectator sport.
I actually agree...we need a really beautiful girl, unlike myself, with a 2800 rating that destroys everyone.
That would make chess super duper popular...but I dream haha
Jan 4, 2016
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#13
Then I could get pregnant from a different guy but say it's theirs and have them pay child support for 18 years so I can afford chess lessons.
Hahaha guys, I would never do that. I swear. I'm just kidding.
Or am I?
No, but really, I am.
I apologize for my odd topic and behavior...but my mom has cancer and I wanna distract myself with chess. Super introverted star wars geek girl I am. Yep.
If your staring eyes dont work, show him / her a mirror. That would be distracting. lol
My response is assuming you are a woman, and may be well endowed.
Distraction may work with some, but, you are obviously a good player, and I'm sure you recognize that serious players don't give shit how nice your tits look.
Jan 4, 2016
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#17
Is it one of those things where they find a little cancer and it's probably going to be ok.
Or they found a lot of cancer and she's going to die relatively soon for sure?
AlCzervik wrote:
Oh it matters alright. If she has nice tits shiiiiiit I don't give a damn im looking. when I use to play in tournaments I would always hope for a hot girl to play with but unfortunately they were all nerdy looking so I destroyed them.
My response is assuming you are a woman, and may be well endowed.
Distraction may work with some, but, you are obviously a good player, and I'm sure you recognize that serious players don't give shit how nice your tits look.
You two f**ckers need to get laid.
What are good ways?