what is the easiest title that i can get?

btw i live in brazil

i dont know if you have some kind of national title that is easier, but the easiest title to obtain from FIDE is CM(candidate master)

ok

Become a transgender woman and then you can get the WCM Title

Also, it could be a hoax, I am not entirely sure, but legend says, imbecile GM Darcy Lima, CBX (Brazilian Chess Confederation) President, in all his brilliancy and incompetence, was awarding NM titles for the winner of a bullet tournament.

If that's true might be worth looking into

Bruh

IM = instant master

NM, I'm an NM, no master

CM (2200) if you are male, WCM (2000) if you are or become female, ACM (1100) online.

This is by far the easiest title to achieve, which I award to you today. Go forth and blunder.

I absolutely deserve that title.

tilted player

According to the comments on any of Lula Robs' articles, whatever one she got.