what is the easiest title that i can get?

btw i live in brazil

i dont know if you have some kind of national title that is easier, but the easiest title to obtain from FIDE is CM(candidate master)

ok

Become a transgender woman and then you can get the WCM Title

Also, it could be a hoax, I am not entirely sure, but legend says, imbecile GM Darcy Lima, CBX (Brazilian Chess Confederation) President, in all his brilliancy and incompetence, was awarding NM titles for the winner of a bullet tournament.

If that's true might be worth looking into

Bruh

IM = instant master

NM, I'm an NM, no master

CM (2200) if you are male, WCM (2000) if you are or become female, ACM (1100) online.

I absolutely deserve that title.

tilted player

According to the comments on any of Lula Robs' articles, whatever one she got.