If your planning on being a chess hustler that talks smack... you've already failed the part that consists of talking smack.
What is the perfect chess insult?
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Heck u!
Been beaten in under 5 moves would do it
I only play with friends and family over the board, but one that never gets old is "maybe you should take up checkers".
BiggieCheese, we meet yet again.
Years ago, I had a co-worker that liked to listen to rap and hip hop...
One day I was surfing youtube and "Your mama is.." battle waa trending, and I remembered one insult that I that was really funny, so the next day I mentioned it to my co-worker...
He went on a 5 minute "your mama is.." bender that had me laughing so hard I waa getting a cramp in my gut.
After it was over I asked where he learned all those insults, and said he just made them up on the fly.■
I had a subtle thing, that struck me the most. He must have been a master of breaching psyche. My position was understandably worse, and after a mistake he wrote in the chat (while executing his solution) "Why did you made that move?.." ... (_ _)。I remember I was devastated by it.
After beating a guy, you say to him in front of others "He doesn't even know how to play chess."
Mar 13, 2020
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It was either A.Nimzovitch or R.Spielman once stood up during a tournament game and shouted across the room 'why must i lose to this idiot?'
Mar 13, 2020
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#15
I have to say, people have gotten frazzled by a message I have sent them:
“Keep the change, ya filthy animal!”
When they respond negatively to it, I reply:
“Hey, chill out! It’s just a quote from one of the most famous Christmas movies of all time, ‘Home Alone.’ I just like spreading this cheerful message year around.”
And then I add at the end:
“Now don’t forget: “keep the change, YA FILTHY ANIMAL!!!!”
And some of them STILL get annoyed. Even though they now know it’s just a cheerful message. Hilarious. 😂
“Keep the change, ya filthy animal!”
When they respond negatively to it, I reply:
“Hey, chill out! It’s just a quote from one of the most famous Christmas movies of all time, ‘Home Alone.’ I just like spreading this cheerful message year around.”
And then I add at the end:
“Now don’t forget: “keep the change, YA FILTHY ANIMAL!!!!”
And some of them STILL get annoyed. Even though they now know it’s just a cheerful message. Hilarious. 😂
poop
How to win every game
You play like you have the coronavirus.
How can I speak about insults if I have have to be kind. If I'm not talking about insults then it isn't relevant. How have all these people put something in this form without disobeying what the chat box says. How horrid D= .
Between moves, I like to chat up my opponent to distract them from the game. What are your favourite lines to use?