What is the perfect chess insult?

Between moves, I like to chat up my opponent to distract them from the game. What are your favourite lines to use?

If your planning on being a chess hustler that talks smack... you've already failed the part that consists of talking smack.

Heck u!

LOL, this is going to be an interesting thread.

You don't know how to mate! Lol

The perfect ches insult is  "Your chess rating is low"

I only play with friends and family over the board, but one that never gets old is "maybe you should take up checkers".

BiggieCheese, we meet yet again.

Years ago, I had a co-worker that liked to listen to rap and hip hop...

One day I was surfing youtube and "Your mama is.." battle waa trending, and I remembered one insult that I that was really funny, so the next day I mentioned it to my co-worker...

He went on a 5 minute "your mama is.." bender that had me laughing so hard I waa getting a cramp in my gut.

After it was over I asked where he learned all those insults, and said he just made them up on the fly.■

If your opponent refuse a rematch

Run Forrest!

I had a subtle thing, that struck me the most. He must have been a master of breaching psyche. My position was understandably worse, and after a mistake he wrote in the chat (while executing his solution) "Why did you made that move?.." ... (_　_)。I remember I was devastated by it.

After beating a guy, you say to him in front of others "He doesn't even know how to play chess." 

It was either A.Nimzovitch or R.Spielman once stood up during a tournament game and shouted across the room 'why must i lose to this idiot?'

poop

Wood pusher?

That has a name. It is called Dozens. It where you try to come up with a dozen insults, usually about somebody's mamma.

"Hope springs eternal."

I've heard it over-the-board once.