I sit in restaraunts at lunch all the time with a chess book and a board out, playing through some games or whatever, and people always look at me funny, or come up and say "Hey, are you playing yourself? Are you winning?"
Annoying cretins. Go away and let me study!
We all know that chess in public can be quite risqué, which for me only serves to enhance the excitement of the occasion. Thusly, my answer is going to fall under that category.
A few years ago I was at a bar with my friends when I ran into a girl I went to high school with. Well, one thing led to another, and with the MD 20/20 fortified wine (strawberry kiwi) doing the talking things escalated to the point where we had to play some chess and we had to play it NOW. We went to my car and drove to a slightly secluded but still visible area behind a parking lot where we just went at it on the chessboard. I still remember her taking my queen with her knight and me being so upset that I just kicked her out. Haven't seen her since.
Those were the days.