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what is the way of chess

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um... left?

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The way is long and winding, Grashopper, except when it is short and straight.

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I think it went that away. >>>>>>>>>>

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There is no way, just good moves.

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sapientdust wrote:

There is no way, just good moves.

A lot of crappy moves too.

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The way of chess is deep and hard to understand.  Now, I will give you a guide on finding the way of chess.  You must pray and meditate for 15 hours to seek inner peace and guidance from Caissa.  Then You must dance around a chess board for 15 more hours.  This will give you valuable insight on the way of chess.  Now get a fountain and sit in front of it.  Hear the water and allow it to calm your mind.  Now it is time to invent a new opening.  After you have invented a new opening, post it on the chess.com forums saying you have invinted a new opening.  You may recieve some critism, but it is all worth it because afterwards...drum roll please...

You have now understood the way of chess.

[disclaimer: I am not responsible for the accurateness of the above information]

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Lady-Jane wrote:

The way of chess is deep and hard to understand.  Now, I will give you a guide on finding the way of chess.  You must pray and meditate for 15 hours to seek inner peace and guidance from Caissa.  Then You must dance around a chess board for 15 more hours.  This will give you valuable insight on the way of chess.  Now get a fountain and sit in front of it.  Hear the water and allow it to calm your mind.  Now it is time to invent a new opening.  After you have invented a new opening, post it on the chess.com forums saying you have invinted a new opening.  You may recieve some critism, but it is all worth it because afterwards...drum roll please...

You have now understood the way of chess.

[disclaimer: I am not responsible for the accurateness of the above information]

This thread is exactly 15 hours old! Must be something to it.

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Lady-Jane wrote:

The way of chess is deep and hard to understand.  Now, I will give you a guide on finding the way of chess.  You must pray and meditate for 15 hours to seek inner peace and guidance from Caissa.  Then You must dance around a chess board for 15 more hours.  This will give you valuable insight on the way of chess.  Now get a fountain and sit in front of it.  Hear the water and allow it to calm your mind.  Now it is time to invent a new opening.  After you have invented a new opening, post it on the chess.com forums saying you have invinted a new opening.  You may recieve some critism, but it is all worth it because afterwards...drum roll please...

You have now understood the way of chess.

[disclaimer: I am not responsible for the accurateness of the above information]

Now the post is 15 hours old. R u done meditating yet djd?

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Conflagration_Planet wrote:

I think it went that away. >>>>>>>>>>

O really? I thought it went left.

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macer75 wrote:
Conflagration_Planet wrote:

I think it went that away. >>>>>>>>>>

O really? I thought it went left.

Could have.

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The way of chess is to seperate yourself from yourself, and mastering logic iteslf.  If you have a strong desire to crush your opponent you will surely lose, restrain yourself, and be at peace, for only then shall you obtain victory. 

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macer75 a écrit :
Conflagration_Planet wrote:

I think it went that away. >>>>>>>>>>

O really? I thought it went left.

No, not that left, the other left.

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<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

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The milky way?

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Square dancing?

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ivandh wrote:
macer75 a écrit :
Conflagration_Planet wrote:

I think it went that away. >>>>>>>>>>

O really? I thought it went left.

No, not that left, the other left.

Ok, so maybe we don't know exactly which way it went. But we know that it left, right?

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The 15 hour meditation worked; I have now found the way of chess.

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djd123 wrote:

The 15 hour meditation worked; I have now found the way of chess.

Now it's time to challenge Magnus.

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Maybe straight ahead, with a bit of bumps?