um... left?
what is the way of chess

The way of chess is deep and hard to understand. Now, I will give you a guide on finding the way of chess. You must pray and meditate for 15 hours to seek inner peace and guidance from Caissa. Then You must dance around a chess board for 15 more hours. This will give you valuable insight on the way of chess. Now get a fountain and sit in front of it. Hear the water and allow it to calm your mind. Now it is time to invent a new opening. After you have invented a new opening, post it on the chess.com forums saying you have invinted a new opening. You may recieve some critism, but it is all worth it because afterwards...drum roll please...
You have now understood the way of chess.
[disclaimer: I am not responsible for the accurateness of the above information]

The way of chess is deep and hard to understand. Now, I will give you a guide on finding the way of chess. You must pray and meditate for 15 hours to seek inner peace and guidance from Caissa. Then You must dance around a chess board for 15 more hours. This will give you valuable insight on the way of chess. Now get a fountain and sit in front of it. Hear the water and allow it to calm your mind. Now it is time to invent a new opening. After you have invented a new opening, post it on the chess.com forums saying you have invinted a new opening. You may recieve some critism, but it is all worth it because afterwards...drum roll please...
You have now understood the way of chess.
[disclaimer: I am not responsible for the accurateness of the above information]
This thread is exactly 15 hours old! Must be something to it.

The way of chess is deep and hard to understand. Now, I will give you a guide on finding the way of chess. You must pray and meditate for 15 hours to seek inner peace and guidance from Caissa. Then You must dance around a chess board for 15 more hours. This will give you valuable insight on the way of chess. Now get a fountain and sit in front of it. Hear the water and allow it to calm your mind. Now it is time to invent a new opening. After you have invented a new opening, post it on the chess.com forums saying you have invinted a new opening. You may recieve some critism, but it is all worth it because afterwards...drum roll please...
You have now understood the way of chess.
[disclaimer: I am not responsible for the accurateness of the above information]
Now the post is 15 hours old. R u done meditating yet djd?

I think it went that away. >>>>>>>>>>
O really? I thought it went left.
Could have.

The way of chess is to seperate yourself from yourself, and mastering logic iteslf. If you have a strong desire to crush your opponent you will surely lose, restrain yourself, and be at peace, for only then shall you obtain victory.

I think it went that away. >>>>>>>>>>
O really? I thought it went left.
No, not that left, the other left.

I think it went that away. >>>>>>>>>>
O really? I thought it went left.
No, not that left, the other left.
Ok, so maybe we don't know exactly which way it went. But we know that it left, right?
what is the way of chess