What is your favorite chess quote?

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Aetheldred
TetsuoShima wrote:

I prefer to sack my opponents pieces Tartakover... actually its not my very favourite but its all i can come up with now

Hehehehe black Bishop, you're fired! black knight, you're fired too! You'll beat all comers in that way!

to sack: to dismiss from a job in British English :)

Surely you ment "sac" from "sacrifice".It's a great quote

raowl

A good player is always lucky. – José Raúl Capablanca

varelse1

After 1.e4 White's game is in its last throes!
– Julius Breyer -

"And Charlot took the chess-board and said thus: 'Ha, lecherous *astard, must you talk so much about it?' And raises the chess-board and gave him such a great blow with it that he dashed out all his brains and forced his two eyes out of his head, and he fell dead in the middle of the place."
– Report of how the son of Charlemagne murdered an opponent who celebrated too much, his victory over him in chess.

"My name is Rustam Kamsky. You annoyed my son. Prepare to die."
– Rustam Kamsky [who has obviously seen "The Princess Bride"]

"Have I ever mentioned you play an irritating game of chess, Mr. Spock?"
– Captain Kirk (after Spock had announced a forced mate)

royalbishop

This is so true.

Never lose a pawn never lose a game.

varelse1
royalbishop wrote:

This is so true.

Never lose a pawn never lose a game.

"I'd rather have a pawn than a finger."
– Reuben Fine

"It all depends: which pawn and which finger?"
– Roman Dzindzichashvili

varelse1

"A chess game is divided into three stages: the first, when you hope you have the advantage, the second when you believe you have an advantage, and the third... when you know you're going to lose!"

- Tartakower

macer75
blueemu wrote:

Spassky was asked by an interviewer: "Which do you prefer... Chess or Sex?"

He replied: "It depends on the position."

Great quote! lol

Likhit1

Without error there can be no brilliancy.  -  Emanuel Lasker

I like to make them squirm.-Bobby Fischer

Chess, like love, like music, has the power to make man happy.  -Siegbert Tarrasch

Many have become chess masters - no one has become the master of chess.  -  Siegbert Tarrasch

varelse1

"Adequate compensation for a sacrifice is having a sound combination leading to a winning position: adequate compensation for a blunder is having your opponent snatch defeat from the jaws of victory"

Bruce A. Moon

TetsuoShima
Likhit1 wrote:

Without error there can be no brilliancy.  -  Emanuel Lasker

I like to make them squirm.-Bobby Fischer

Chess, like love, like music, has the power to make man happy.  - Savielly Tartakower

Many have become chess masters - no one has become the master of chess.  -  Siegbert Tarrasch

man that is a pretty awesome quote by Tarrasch

varelse1

"Is it against the law to kill a reporter?"
- Bobby Fischer

"You know, comrade Pachman, I don't enjoy being a Minister, I would rather play chess like you, or make a revolution in Venezuela."
- Che Guevara

"The passion for playing chess is one of the most unaccountable in the world. It slaps the theory of natural selection in the face. It is the most absorbing of occupations. The least satisfying of desires. A nameless excrescence upon life. It annihilates a man. You have, let us say, a promising politician, a rising artist that you wish to destroy. Dagger or bomb are archaic and unreliable - but teach him, inoculate him with chess."

- H.G. Wells

josephcow55

It is always better to sacrifice your opponent's men- Tarkatower

varelse1

From Austin Powers, The Spy Who Shagged Me:

Ivona "Do you know how we keep warm in Russia?"
Austin "I can guess, baby."
Ivona "We play chess."
Austin "I guessed wrong."

Treskpraxis
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JMB2010

Not all artists are chess players, but every chess player is an artist-Marcel Dunchamp.

Likhit1
Franken_Berry wrote:
Likhit1 wrote:

Without error there can be no brilliancy.  -  Emanuel Lasker

I like to make them squirm.-Bobby Fischer

Chess, like love, like music, has the power to make man happy.  - Savielly Tartakower

Many have become chess masters - no one has become the master of chess.  -  Siegbert Tarrasch

Tartakower was quite the wit but that quote belongs to Dr. Tarrasch.

Yeah,ur right.The site from which i got it misprinted it seems,thnx though for telling.

TetsuoShima
josephcow55 wrote:

It is always better to sacrifice your opponent's men- Tarkatower

ok that was what i ment then

varelse1

Careful. We don't want to learn from this.
- Calvin

"We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction..."
- General Douglas MacArthur

"To me, chess is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers kill each other." - ?

"It is no time to be playing Chess when the house is on fire."- Italian Proverb

"All women are inferior to men."
- Garry Kasparov


"My problem with chess was that all my pieces wanted to end the game as soon as possible." - Dave Barry

"A man that will take back a move at chess will pick a pocket."
– Richard Fenton


 

Treskpraxis

Chess is a foolish expedient for making idle people believe they are doing something very clever when they are only wasting their time.” - George Bernard Shaw


I can see what he's saying; but in a life that ultimately has no purpose (after all, none of us get's out of here alive), chess is one of the most engrossing & enjoyable ways of 'wasting' time!

& a lot cheaper than two of my other vices, real ale & herbal ciggarettes.

Likhit1
Treskpraxis wrote:

Chess is a foolish expedient for making idle people believe they are doing something very clever when they are only wasting their time.” - George Bernard Shaw

 

I can see what he's saying; but in a life that ultimately has no purpose (after all, none of us get's out of here alive), chess is one of the most engrossing & enjoyable ways of 'wasting' time!

& a lot cheaper than two of my other vices, real ale & herbal ciggarettes.

Why did u delete and repost the same thing?