What saying or theme best describes your chess playing?

"I love the smell of napham in the morning. It smells like burning vinyl chess boards."

The best defense is a good offense

Max (playing chess): Don't tell me I just lost my queen.

99: Max, you just lost your queen.

Max: 99, I asked you not to tell me that!

calculation, calculation, calculation, hey that's a cute bunney... shit!!

Well there goes my queen again *sighs*. He missed it!!! WOOHOO . No he didn't, mate in 1 *slaps hand to forehead*.

Good one, excelguru.

     Here's mine: "If you can't learn to do something well, at least learn to enjoy doing it badly!"

     Paul Bahn writing about archeology, but it describes my chess.

One saying? I can sum it up in one word: poor.

"Slow and steady..."

learning a new openingl oops just got taught !!!

I sacrifice my opponent's pieces.

ATTACK! If you're losing ATTACK! If your opponent if steam-rolling you and about to win STILL ATTACK! Defence is for keeping your cool. If you want your win and bragging rights ATTACK!

It's a bit long for a proverb.

It's not losing.  It's just that your king isn't a fast enough runner.

"It's a bit like watering a dead plant but if you feel good about it, go ahead."

"Stupid is as stupid does."

Hahaha, I've got a lot to learn. Oh how Silman would rant about a failed move I made if were in his book. :)

Great flow chart, heh. I am a positional player. I like to use a lot of different strategies and tactics, and often bad ones, ugh! :-)

slow and steady wins the game -

then afte a few games -

i get this need for speed and i lose a few games -

then -

it is back to -

slow and steady wins the game.

"you have to attack to win"

K.i.s.s

Keep it simple stupid.