What the **** Is WRONG with me?

On a losing streak? 10 games, 32?

 

Not everyday I see the rock frozen when he's not acting ...

Just keep swinging the bat. Eventually, you'll hit the ball again.

Forget chess, come to my house and play Mortal Kombat.

 

Sometimes the wrong ball ...

Maybe chess is not for you?

@MickinMD, you are right, it could be used for having 'copy of your test answers'. I never thought of that. 

But false 'boosting' in order to participate in matches and tournaments is funny, simply because it puts you vs higher rated player and you eventually lose.

I don't think chess is for me either but I dunno, its kinda addictive.

 

LOL, another sore loser. 

I know what is wrong with you. I love myself syndrome. You think you're great. Hey, but how can I deal with being fantastic whilst studying...yawn. If anyone others WAS any good we would all be world champs. The reality is you got lucky a few times and got a great score, now you're back to the level you're really at.

 

 

> "Got lucky a few times/You're back to the level you're really at (implying 1500s)", yet I have 2 more accounts at 1900s with thousands of games played, with an average opponent rating of 1870+ (1898 on this acc). Yep, I'm definitely luckkkyyyy. In fact the luckiest person alive

 

> This is coming from someone who joined yesterday. Probably a new account because your last was closed for cheating or you were getting anąled by 1300s and saw fit to create a new acc just to play against 900s and 1000s alike to maintain a shitty 1200 rating.

 

This is a troll thread inspired by magnus' recent performance. Seems like everyone else has caught on pretty quick and decided to go off topic, all but you. Get your slow as tf outta here

 

P.S. I do love myself, thank you. It isn't a syndrome, it's normal. It's called recognising your worth and having self respect. But for someone like you who probably hates their own guts and slits their wrists on the daily, I can see why it can appear as a syndrome. Just do the world a favour and slit your throat next time.

 

✔ Dismissed.

Word! Anyways, I see a GM here, owning (and using) 2 accounts, both titled, both diamond membership. UsingBlindfoldOption, hope you're back in form soon, all best

 

Aye lmao thank you buddy. All the best with your chess too!!!

Really? I am not on here shouting about how great I am. You have a few accounts and probably play against yourself to get the score OR play people who you know you can beat. Listen mate, if you were any good you would not need to be in here showing your results. What's wrong, did mummy not say well done when you went pee pee on the potty? Grow up man. Self respect is knowing your strengths and weaknesses and doing something to better yourself. Your just whining like a baby. I love the retort though, it shows a lack of self control and maturity. Some of us have only just started playing chess and I guess I will be beaten when I get to about 1400 as that is how good I am against the computer. But that will be for me to work on and get better, not shout in the forums about how good I am/am not. You're nowhere near a grand master so settle down. You're the sort of person who plays against an 800 just so you can dominate the game. This makes you a complete @&£) as, for your opponent it is just a game and loved ones are more important, but for you, sitting in your room on your own playing on a computer is all you have. So go on and look down your nose at those less able in the game but know that you're the loser with no friends. Well human ones anyway.

DISMISSED 😎

Btw I will not write again as now I am bored of you and this childish melancholy

How do I know?