What U know about chess.

What do U know about chess?

dont have your phone on while playing, I have blundered away many a game due to that

also watch tal games for fun

Castle en passant if you can.

--Casablanca

He does not move his pieces by hand, He uses his Magic wand

You must take your opponent into a deep dark wood where2+2=5 and the path leading out is only wide enough for one

Some sacrifices are sound the rest are mine

Rip open the Kings Rook file, then sac sac Mate

How to spell it.

Chess is a sea in which a gnat may drink and an elephant may drown. 

I know chess is awesome

Don't mean to make this off-topic but just a short side question about religion... has it brought you a lot of fun, travel, and friends, too?

Chess is my religion. 

AWESOME

A lot of people gave good anwsers.:)

the french defense gives me a disgusted look on my face and an urge to slap my openent across the face, however the caro kann is fun LOL

this is the french defence

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not familiar with this french defense you speak of..

i thought the french defense was, "dont show up"