the diapers and not using the toilet is actually a good tactic, is it allowed under fide rule??
What was the best advice given to you in chess
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than all my opponents will resign
Never get Mike Basman as your openings coach.
Never get 666AAA666 as your opponent's coach :)
666AAA666 wrote:
Rule #2: Keep your friends close and your enemies closer, as Vito said.
thats the reason they never let me out
TetsuoShima wrote:
the diapers and not using the toilet is actually a good tactic, is it allowed under fide rule??
Yes but you must use the fide brand of course, they're picky!
RESIGN
don't rape people.
Don't eat the pieces.
go to a game piss-drunk that way you can vomit on your opponent.
don't stick the bishop in your nose.
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Look at your opponent's threats with ridicule and derision. Counter with threats of your own instead of doing what your opponent wants you to do.
Make him think in blitz games. Make them resign in standard games.
Hide the dice! lol. 
Don't swallow pawns.
Watch all videos of The Backyard Professor. If you still didn't become GM, repeat the process until you do.
Best advice: Wear diapers while playing, it's going to be a long day.
Or write the answers on your arm.