None, I never received advice on how to play chess. I started before there was all this information and good advice that is here hanging around free!
What was the best advice given to you in chess

Why not start with the king? Send him right away to the battle, he must give a good examble for his army.
Alexander the great was first line in the battle and didnt die.
I think he's dead now though.
He died from a cold.
Chess pieces don't die from colds.
Therefore, bring the king to the center early in the opening.

If the King doesn't stand well in the centre , why put it on e1 in the first place? Surely the inventor of chess knew what he was doing.

Sac The First Unicorn, also known as STFU.
Welcome to france. Get the french omelete.
Only after you Grab Thunders From Olympus.
Olympus, Mountains Firmly Grounded,
Sir, Thunders Fly Upwards and Go Towards Far Over.

Freak out your opponent, touch every piece before making your move!
What about just the pieces you cannot legally move?
Why not start with the king? Send him right away to the battle, he must give a good examble for his army.
Alexander the great was first line in the battle and didnt die.
I think he's dead now though.