Chrismoonster wrote:
I have a well developed Ruy Lopez,
O.o
What’s a good pick up line that shows your good at chess without making you sound nerdy?
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Aug 8, 2020
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#83
Chrismoonster wrote:
I have a well developed Ruy Lopez,
I don't want to try and see what this means lol
Aug 8, 2020
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#84
Optimissed wrote:
knightscape007 wrote:
Unless she was a vegetarian and thought the idea was romantic instead of being a cheapskate, then you’ve got your in.
But personally I’ll avoid the risk by sticking to chess.
Worst thing you could do. I ask again ... what kind of girl would you get?
This thread and the things I’ve written in it MAY not fully represent what I actually think or how I approach dating
Aug 8, 2020
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#86
Optimissed wrote:
knightscape007 wrote:
Optimissed wrote:
Chess as a means to get a girl ... it would have been counterproductive. I mean, what type of girl would you get?
I'd prefer "hey, I know a real traditional English street market a mile away that sells hundreds of different types of fruits and vegetables and I was just going to walk there to get some for dinner .... would you like to see it and I could cook them if you're hungry?"
I've actually used that on at least two occasions. NEVER chess.
She’d probably reply ‘I’m not an f***ing vegetarian I prefer meat and take me to a proper restaurant if you’re going to ask me out you tight w****r’
I'm not a vegetarian either but it's a good way to find out about them. If she said that I'd have either told her to get lost or looked at her to see if it'd be worth it but either way I'd know never to trust her.
Because she's *snippabazoo*
shellfish
She likes seafood?
Aug 8, 2020
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#87
knightscape007 wrote:
Optimissed wrote:
knightscape007 wrote:
*snip*
This thread and the things I’ve written in it MAY not fully represent what I actually think or how I approach dating
Don't backpdela man/goat. Back pedal, the bunny meant. The bunny thinks you're on to something big here.
With chess, instead of projecting confidence and superiority, one should appeal to their maternal sensibilities so that they go awww how cute, like
https://www.chess.com/forum/view/general/how-do-the-horsies-move-again-1#comment-51046306
We know you've got something going here, you sly goat. Tell us your success stories!
Aug 8, 2020
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#88
hdjur_jcv wrote:
And if she tells you she prefers meat to vegetables, you should probably give her some meat. That usually works.
No. Just no. nonononono
my mind is on fire
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Aug 8, 2020
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#90
It's like the early hypermodern opening days. You don't develop in the centre directly. You've got to fiachonti.
Aug 8, 2020
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#93
CounterproductiveHam wrote:
P.S. the bunny must be a fast typer
These days there could be a propaganda machine behind anyone
Aug 8, 2020
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#94
Besides chess is only mentioned briefly here. It can't be all that nerdy.
Aug 8, 2020
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#95
Great song! Can relate to a lot of it, and I love Weird Al. Ever heard “Amish Paradise”?
this sounds like a job for Scoob and the Gang
This topic is for loser putzes. Just be confident, little boys - forget about pick up lines.
Not everybody has great hair.
lol