Why does everyone keep saying blahhhhhhh blahh said blahhh blahh
what's the best opening for black?
Don't bother learning about opening principles, pawn structures, or endgames. All you need to do is master the one and only "best opening".
The Fried Fox Defense
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3HYMFsolpQ
It has been known to increase a players win rate by -40% or more.
Well it's not like a riddle it's more like what opening you prefer