who is better at chess smeagol from lord of the rings or dobbie from harry poter

i think gimli

Saruman and Lord Elrond are probably the best chess players on Middle-Earth.

NO! obviously Gandalf is the best player. someone checkmates him and his king would just show up on another part of the board in a slightly different color.

Absolutely, I concur.

Dobby would win unless someone asked him to play a particular move.

Also, "he pinsees my knyt with his BISHOORPSES!! CURLSE HEEM until I play a6!"

jar jar binx from star trek

Voldermort. He can use legilimens to cheat. Unless he's playing Snape. Or the king of Lake Town. He would just take his king and queen and run off and put them on a colder board.

You Sir, I pitty you. jar-jar Binxs is from star wars, not star trek, and there is no excuse for confusing the 2.

me not shure how to anser the kwestion...so i go and ask my mummy and she say not toget involvd with thees kwesttion coz i am not old enuf.

Quite so. Except you pity him, not pitty him. Also, he's called Jar Jar Binks, isn't he?

Dobbie.

Yes, he is jar-jar binks not binxs. i blame the 2 "t"s in pity on the fact that i recently spilled soda on my keyboard and must not have got it completly cleaned out.

I changed my mind. I think Spok (from star wars) would be the best.

Nope. Rincwind from Narnia definitely takes the biscuit.

Semi-Seriously: Dobby. Unless Gollum eats him alive. So 50/50.

now its obvious that you're just trolling.

hermione would win, as she has a time turner, so when she messes up, she can turn back time and change the moves

Clearly Smeagol, because he looks more like a chess player.

Gandalf

I reckon Theoden would be capable of whipping up some pretty spectacular sacrifice-filled attacks:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFTc-HUM6aU