Who whacked who with chess board?

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It happened over a hundred years ago, but I can't remember the names. He was tired of being checkmated, so he whacked his opponent in temple with board, and killed him.

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morphy wacked anderssen's head and then gave him a chockslam

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dean_sam wrote:

morphy wacked anderssen's head and then gave him a chockslam


 Very funny. It was even before Morphy's time.

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lol

on the cons of chess list Cool

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FlowerFlowers wrote:

lol

on the cons of chess list


 Don't get it.

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Renaud de Montauban whacked Berthelot (Charlemagne's nephew) with a golden chessboard, and killed him. Happened in 778 AD.

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Crazychessplaya wrote:

Renaud de Montauban whacked Berthelot (Charlemagne's nephew) with a golden chessboard, and killed him. Happened in 778 AD.


 I wish I had a golden chessboard!!! I'm talking about an incident that happened in the 17th century, I thought.

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woodshover wrote:
FlowerFlowers wrote:

lol

on the cons of chess list


 Don't get it.


woodshover you would if you got whacked with a chessboard

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Renaud de Montauban is a fictional character. Still chess is a  very dangerous game.

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malko wrote:

Renaud de Montauban is a fictional character. Still chess is a  very dangerous game.


 Somebody killed his opponent in the 17th century by whacking him with a chessboard.

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I'm beginning to think that woodshover may be a genius. Of course, I only started thinking this when I fell down and whacked my head on the chessboard...

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This is hilarouse.

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Some prince in the 1700s clobbered somebody with a chessboard, and killed him, because he kept losing.

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Miss Scarlett, in the conservatory, with the chessboard.

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I can't believe there is so much ignorance on here.

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I know the Pope fianchettoed one of his bishops in or about the apse.

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sparenone wrote:

Death to those who would attempt to beat Queen trysts over the head with a chessboard, long live the Queen.


 It would probably do her some good.

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dean_sam wrote:

morphy wacked anderssen's head and then gave him a chockslam


Seriously woodshover, I have no clue what you are talking about. But this was hilarious! I would have never thought to use my opponent's head to hit the clock =/

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ModernCalvin wrote:
dean_sam wrote:

morphy wacked anderssen's head and then gave him a chockslam


Seriously woodshover, I have no clue what you are talking about. But this was hilarious! I would have never thought to use my opponent's head to hit the clock =/


It was some Prince somebody I believe. 

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On a related note:

From the WEEKLY WORLD NEWS, May 24, 1994

MOSCOW -- Doctors are blaming a rare electrical imbalance in the brain
for the bizarre death of a chess player whose head literally exploded
in the middle of a championship game!

No one else was hurt in the fatal explosion but four players and three
officials at the Moscow Candidate Masters' Chess Championships were
sprayed with blood and brain matter when Nikolai Titov's head suddenly
blew apart. Experts say he suffered from a condition called
Hyper-Cerebral Electrosis or HCE.

http://www.snopes.com/humor/iftrue/chess.asp