First you get down on your knees. Fiddle with your rosaries. Bow your heads with great respect and genuflect, genuflect, genuflect...do whatever dance you want if, you have cleared it with the Pontiff, everybody say his own Kyrie Elaison, doing the Vatican rag! Step in line in that processional, get into that small confessional, there the man who's got religion will tell you if your sin's original. If it is, try playing it safer, drink the wine and chew the wafer. 2 4 6 8. TIME TO TRANSSUBSTANTIATE!
Why are so many players from the Vatican City on this site.
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Jul 14, 2019
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well this is cc forums and bizarre threads are not unknown ,but lets forget all that and just look at some pics of the forever wild forever free
Jul 14, 2019
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#24
you just gotta keep in mind that cc forums are maybe being viewed by juniors as well , and cc will make sure that pics that might cause offense (nudity ) if spotted will leave the admin little choice but to delete ,
ive had whole match notes deleted over posting Pict stuff , but you just got to take it mate , this is ccs site they have rules
We're 43 responses into this and I see people talking about things that really have nothing to do with what I asked : the Berlin Wall, purgatory, Meryl Streep, zombies, cavemen, the Roman Empire, tattoos etc.
Wow I didn't know that. Hahaha because they are the Bishop ♗ Club? hhhhh
Jul 15, 2019
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hihi rjc , thanks for linking everything into such an easy to understand thing
I even was paired with The Pope once here. I checkmated him with a bishop.
Jul 15, 2019
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congrandolor wrote:
I even was paired with The Pope once here. I checkmated him with a bishop.
No way. The Pope is a GM and he plays under a pseudonym
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Petar_Popovi%C4%87_(chess_player)
Jul 15, 2019
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#31
ghost_of_pushwood wrote:
infidel-catto wrote:
where i come the juniors don’t cry at the sight of scantily clad women, it draws a crowd of them if anything.
That's how I remember growing up too. Apparently now though we're all stuck in Pleasantville!
Perhaps juniors today weren't breastfed
oregonpatzer wrote:
I've played thousands of games here, only a couple of Vaticans. I suspect that one of them was a nun. That didn't go very well for me, but I have the courage and shamelessness to admit in public...
I GOT BEAT HARD, OVER AND OVER, BY A NUN!
me, too. fortunately for me, it was recorded. i'm the one wearing sunglasses.
Jul 15, 2019
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Hypnoticdemon wrote:
Vatican City is 0.44km squared or surface area. How is there even a population of 1000 in that area?
The population of London is 1000 people per 0.12 km squared. Manila is more than 5 times more densely populated, with only 23 sq meters per person, compared to the 440 sq meters in Vatican city. The vertical dimension matters as well!
I've never posted a meme before like you young'uns, I'm pretty much limited to textual wisecracks. One of my favorite nun jokes involves the encounter between a nun and a bus driver on his bus during the last drive of his shift. I'm pretty sure the mods wouldn't approve of me describing this encounter, but if you know this joke, you know that the nun is actually a gay accountant on his way to a costume party.
IronIC_U wrote:
IronIC_U wrote:
She’s obviously available.
There’s no ring on that finger.
There's no ring on that finger because she's married to Jesus, not any one of us, and Jesus is a notoriously easygoing husband. No demands in the laundry room, the kitchen or the bedroom.
The nun joke: At the end, the bus driver says "I have a confession to make to you. I've never been with a nun before." The gay accountant responds "I have a confession to make to you too."
Oh so that's it ! I should have known. So I guess people can claim to be from any country they want to on chess.com. Because if not how do they get away with it ?
lol I will let you decide for yourself , but perhaps to help you decide you should look up the celtic tradition of wearing woad