Ahem. Learn from the good players.
You're rated 2000+ on blitz and my highest has been 1300. I'm 100% sure I'm learning nothing from playing you as all your moves are at a depth I can't calculate so zero learning to be done there.
Playing against Hikaru would be even worse, even if he's explaining how if I make "this move" I get matted in 6 moves, I can't see that far ahead regardless of how many times that happens, so nothing to learn really.
When you then match Hikaru vs a 400 rated player, it's like telling the ants to learn to avoid the boots by getting stepped on repeatedly.
In my opinion, beginners learn best from Greco, Sarratt, Morphy, and eventually Steinitz, Capablanca, Alekhine. I agree the play of today's GMs are well beyond their comprehension. In fact, I'm a bit above beginner and I'm finding that Capablanca's games are more useful to me than Nakamura's.
You are studying them not playing against them in the moment. All that would do, especially if you didn't know who they were or volunteer to play them, is frustrate you.
Studying is not frustrating. It is why I can play the game above a beginner level. But some players' games are more useful because the moves are understandable.
I guarantee that you will benefit substantially from playing through all of https://www.chessgames.com/perl/chessplayer?pid=72111
After studying this small number of games, even superficially, you will win by checkmate more often. You will leave fewer pieces en prise. You will more often notice when your opponent as done so.
Can I ask why you feel so strongly about this subject, why do you even care this much...?