Why chess is bad for people

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Elastico_2
tintillo wrote:

Chess.com is a great site, please keep paying so free users can still be free and not be enslaved by the general motors of this company. My wishlist for this year is a new bathing Rubber duck along with WHY CHESS IS BAD FOR PEOPLE:

1) People play it so when they play they are away from their FAMILy and fRiends so when they play it with friends or family they do not concentrate on the real values of life like LOVE instead they are thinking on how to do a fork on the piEces of the Opponent which is a Friend or FamilY or neither of them.

2) chess is about war war is bad when we try to checkmate we are saying I want to kill you so badly i have to play cheSs with you to compensate for the social benefits i receive for being a grown capable man without jobs and NO i don't because i wORk but people are sUffering because of war and you make a game of iT.

4) Moles can't play chess so animals are secluded from the game is like when we were kids we HAVE to incorporate Animals to play. 

5) Horses are always jumping and they get tired, shouldn't they also be able to walk NO they are not resting when not MOVING they are feeling very badly because of being at WAr. 

thank you PLZ discuss Freely with RESDPECT to my opinion and the Pinions of the otherz. 

 

disclaimer: i do not repair on the mental damage that this post can cause to your health, body, consciousness or WHY keep trying reading this so i make you Lose your time whit people saying BAD THINGS about me i do not like that please be nice. 

Ok they're peices of wood and you are being melodramatic

EdgaTroll

Well, I guess that's Germany for ya.

TheMaster3313

this makes sense, and no sense

Stock_Fish109
You bumped a five year old thread,
ayoubhalibiii

Mines better https://www.chess.com/blog/ayoubhalibiii/why-u-shouldnt-play-chess

ludo2001

1)I disagree, a magnificent love story born from a click on Chess.com: https://www.chess.com/fr/article/view/une-magnifique-histoire-damour-nee-dun-clic-sur-chess-com-1

2)It's like saying: football is war, war is bad, when we are try to score a goal,we tell ourselves that we want to kill the opposing team so much that we have to play football to compensate for the social advantages I receive as a man, but people are suffering because of the war and you are making a game out of it.

4)Here is a mole playing chess : (just kidding)

ayoubhalibiii

WTH is that picture💀

ludo2001

A mole playing chess

ChessMasteryOfficial

The pieces in chess are symbolic and not actual animals. The movement of the knight is part of the game's challenge and strategy. It's important to consider animal welfare in real life, but chess pieces do not suffer.

johnbroadwater

This is a weirdest and funniest thread I've read on here happy.png

sndeww

if you think about it, the original poster was probably like ten years old or something making this comment. If so, they'd have graduated college by now...