Why did the bishop cross the road?

Here is a bishop who has crossed a road... the question is, why?

I give up. Why?

To get to the other side!

Did he mistake it for a Rood?

Well it made me chuckle.  I thought xbigboy's crazy problems had finished months ago.

Because he didn't want to get PWNED!!!

I think it has nothing to do with chess since from this position, black will mate in two moves, whatever the white do therefore, I think the only answer is:

TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

lol

So he didn't get killed. It's obvious.

So how long must we wait before we hear the punchline?

What's the difference between a funny chess player and Bigfoot?

Bigfoot's been sighted.

I know I've posted this 10000 times, but it's true, and too many chess players try...