Why do these types of chess players exist and whats the point?

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AngryPuffer

looks like i got to one of them!

blueemu

There's more to the game than development and tactical tricks.

blueemu
AngryPuffer wrote:

or this person

like why the f### are you playing the exchange french??? cmon chess is supposed to be somewhat fun

So recapture with the Queen (instead of with the e-Pawn), answer Nc3 with Qa5, follow up with c7-c6, and play it like a Caro-Kann / Scandinavian hybrid.

If you don't like dry, balanced positions, then UNBALANCE the position.

... this isn't rocket science.

PedroG1464

quit chess and go to fighting games, you have the satisfaction of crippling someone to death in 2 minutes or less (something you’re apparently begging for)

qodofjrbwjxoch
AngryPuffer wrote:

looks like i got to one of them!

Oh, were you looking for people to kiss your arse. Life is a lot like chess, people won't always do what you want them.

People won't kiss your arse all the time, just like they won't play in a way that let's you win all the time. So suck it up, Buttercup.

Pandamonias
Grow up and quit crying, only you see yourself as something special here
PedroG1464
Pandamonias wrote:
Grow up and quit crying, only you see yourself as something special here

b-b-but he’s the main character!!! 😭😭😭😭😭

AngryPuffer
PloughBoyChess wrote:
AngryPuffer wrote:

looks like i got to one of them!

Oh, were you looking for people to kiss your arse. Life is a lot like chess, people won't always do what you want them.

People won't kiss your arse all the time, just like they won't play in a way that let's you win all the time. So suck it up, Buttercup.

take your meds

AngryPuffer

also take some time to read to op

greenzag

find a girl if you want some real excitement

1Lindamea1

I was like that in the beginning. I think that the reason is that they don't know how to attack and just hope to simplify everything and ladder mate you in the endgame.

1Lindamea1
greenzag написал:

find a girl if you want some real excitement

Bro it's a chess forum. What is a "girl"?

AngryPuffer
lassus_dinnao wrote:

I was like that in the beginning. I think that the reason is that they don't know how to attack and just hope to simplify everything and ladder mate you in the endgame.

exactally the point

these types of dudes play Nf3 agianst the alekhine

they exchange agianst the slav/caro/qg/french

then they try to simplify everything into an endgame and if you even try to make imbalances and complications they will get even more forcing trades where its to the point that you either trade or worsen your position

AngryPuffer

like legit any opening you play they will find the most boring line to it

hapless_fool
Preface: I suck. If you don’t believe me, just look at my ELOs.

Having said that, I can’t remember the last time my opponent played a daring sacrifice against me.

“But,” you say, “he/she doesn’t really need to because you suck”.

Probably true, but in short games I have launched into counter-attacks that the computer says we’re good ideas.

Since my style is to charge into I’ll-timed attacks, I learn more from playing conservatively and counter-punching.

YMMV.
Aks-olotl

no just trading everything is not a good idea in middle or high levels

AngryPuffer

i guess thats a more valid way to play, personally i perfer to use a development advantage to attack or sacrifice a pawn for attacking compensation

but you see there are people who just hide in their turtle shell and hope you mess up

@hapless_fool

hapless_fool
One other thing. Simon Williams, in one of his Dragadorf lessons, says, “If your opponent plays boring moves, you must PUNISH HIM for it.” As brutally as possible.

It is YOUR responsibility to dig into YOUR data base of wisdom and knowledge and hack these patters into pieces and make them regret the day they were born.
hapless_fool
As I’m retired and recovering from surgery…

…I hate puffers. They’re lying and lazy. They rob you of your bait. If you use Zman level lures, they will bite through them and trash them. They’re not fun to catch. If you’re not careful, they will bite the tip of your finger off.

And in my area you can’t harvest them even to kill them. And if you eat one…it can get ugly fast.

So Puffer Dude (trying to sound like Doc Holiday)…?I hate him.

If you can’t handle rope-a-dope, stay out of the fight.
WCPetrosian

Tigran Petrosian almost quit because of negativity about the way he played. If I recall correctly it was Smyslov who talked him out of it. Petrosian went on to become world champion. Petrosian once said he could play the way people want him to and lose. It worked out very well for him, and if an opponent messed up he could launch an attack. He used the exchange sacrifice well too. Eventually he had a fan base.