This used to be a sarcastic joke thread, but instead turned into a proper discussion. LOL
WHY DOES NO ONE PLAY e5???

I still don't get how people didn't pick this up...
"I'M TIRED OF GOING OUT OF BOOK AND HAVING TO EARN MY WINS WHY CAN'T YOU JUST PLAY LIKE THIS??:"

I always been respond E5. . .
From now on I won't do that I'll try some other responses. . .
Hope my games playing black will improve . . .
You still have traps against other openings! At your rating (higher than mine) you should know a lot of theory.

I'll make a table who plays e5 mainly and who plays anything else.
Team e5----------------------- |------------------------ Team anything else
@chesswhizz9____________________________________________ @Tears_of_Gaia
@borovicka75 ____________________________________________ @JETINATE
@stockfish17_4000rated
@Idk_WhatIDoHere
I play e5 💜💛💙