why would someone think a girl is rare to play chess

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DrSpudnik

I would like to be called Rumplestiltskin!

izziepanda123

ok rumplestiltskin

bangersnmash70

Because the average chess player looks like this...

 

Don't deny it, you all know it's true.

izziepanda123

lol bangersmash where do u get these pics gorgrish.com?

Gil-Gandel

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Catfishing

ilulzmetuna

send your love down that modem!

izziepanda123

thank you rumplestiltskin for the lovely poem you wrote that poem made my day and that picture looks just like me

izziepanda123

anyone wanna hear a poem i wrote for my boyfriend

izziepanda123

its close to valentines day so read it and weep

izziepanda123

dear austin,

when roses are red

and arrows fly true

these signs make me think,

my heart beats for you

                                                   from izzie

DiogenesDue
ilulzmetuna wrote:

Blow it out yer arse gramps!

btickler wrote:

ilulzmetuna wrote:

 

btickler might believe you are a girl if you sit on his face. the silly sausage must never have gotten any fluff.

 

 

Maybe if trolls actually had enough empathy to perceive how women (or people in general) feel, they would be able to fake being one better than a 6 year old does.

As for "fluff" or lack thereof, first let me say that generally only high school boys in the locker room insecurely attacking each other (while secretly worried they will never hit puberty) use this argument.

If you had been around long enough, you'd already know something about me on this front.  It was discussed in some "50 Shades of Gray-ish" thread a few years back.

Sidebar:

If you think I, or a mod, is going to fall for the "I'm asking you one more time to stop stalking me..." trick, when you sent 2 unsolicited private messages and I responded with 1 rather non-commital and dismissive message consisting of a single paragraph (total message count between us, 3-1 in your favor)...then you must be even younger than I thought.  

Schoolyard tactics, and more than obvious.  Also, just a weak way to go...running to the teacher on the playground and pretending you got hurt to try and get another kid in trouble?  

Integrity.  Get some.

izziepanda123

i dont understand this grown up talk

Surprised

Gil-Gandel

Lilies are white

Violets are funky

If Darwin was right

I'm the son of a monkey.

izziepanda123

Lilies are white                       stupidest poem ever

Violets are funky

If Darwin was right

I'm the son of a monkey.

izziepanda123

you look like a monkey to me

izziepanda123

AN UGLY MONKEY

Gil-Gandel

Ah, high-class repartee. I am crushed by your wit, invective, and mad multi-posting skillz.

izziepanda123

mmmm kay hon

SonOfThunder2

Monkey?  That in itself is a little funky.

Gil-Gandel

Hon? Hon?! Hon!?

Sorry, sweetcheeks, you don't get to call me "hon" until after a very high-class dinner and about the third brandy. And you're picking up the tab.