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Just post interesting chess stuff, like puns or anecdotes.
Puns or anecdotes?
Either/or. You can choose
puns about chess?
Dec 10, 2019
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A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He watched the game in astonishment for a while. "I can hardly believe my eyes!" he exclaimed. "That's the smartest dog I've ever seen." "Nah, he's not so smart," the friend replied. "I've beaten him three games out of five."
ugg
Dec 10, 2019
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#8
take it from me gm proposedsolutions i smoke have tattoes got a tonka truck and my mum thinks im gorgeous , but id rather be playing chess as its less complicated than life lol
Dec 10, 2019
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#9
The fourth World Champion Alexander Alekhine made some brilliant jokes throughout his life.
Once he found himself on the same banquet together with his big rival Efim Bogoljubow. Bogoljubow started trash talking Alekhine; the latter replied with the following joke:
“I have dreamt that I have died and arrived at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter approached me and asked me what have I done during my days on Earth.
‘I was a chess master and the Champion of the World.’
‘Chess master? I am sorry, we don’t accept chess masters in heaven.’
Dec 10, 2019
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#10
What do you mean. Here, there is Bogoljubow lying on this cloud.’
‘Bogoljubow? Oh, he is not a chess master. He only thinks he is one.’
