Worst Thing To Do On Your First Love

What would that be....do you think ?

Comments ?

Maybe not lean over to unlock the driver side door ?

Or maybe step on third party shoes during a slow dance ?

Talk about an ex from secondary skool ?

Have a salad green caught in your teeth ?....then give him you're mirror-practiced sexiest smile.

Copying the spammer?

Maybe spout that your a real chess player when your play 1800 grandpatzer chess ?

Boast that you have lotsa $ when your gas tank is alwayz below empty ?

Meet his parents & tell his mom her signature carrot cake is blase' ?

Meet her parents. Period.

Lie that you have a college degree from the University of Anarctica ?

Say you've travelled the world but miss the turn for the local Dairy Queen ? 

Say that your really expensive closet full of clothes & shoes were mistakenly thrown away ?....(by the evictors) 

ChessOfPlayer wrote:

Copying the spammer?

*somehow, this one-liner tickled me✌

Pout....even when he gives you your way ?

Being too shy.

Start texting a friend at a nice restaurant just to make him feel insecure.

Forget his name on purpose.

Tell her/him you play chess.