Steal the chess board because you wanted to eat icecream and use the board as an icecream cone
Wear your cape and off to space you go...
go to the bathroom and pee for the whole time
Why be in the bathroom tho?
Have a donut and then get sugar stuck over your mouth so you can't call the flag
Get banned for falling into a TV
Have 100000 people watch you play.
Play Kxh111111111111111111111111111.
adjusting all pieces on a light square to the top right of the square and adjusting all pieces on a dark square to the bottom left of the square to confuse your opponent
play 1.d4
Go round the world before your next move..
Have a tour of the water your drinking
what no it is a good move.
Eat the chessboard.
It might be plastic though
Eat your opponent because he was dressed as a hot dog
Eat ten 10x10x10= 1000m3 of magnetic chess pieces.
Steal the chess board because you wanted to eat icecream and use the board as an icecream cone