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Worst Thing To Do On Your First Move
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1NaturalDisaster wrote:
Eat the chess pieces.
Record all your moves......
With a permanent marker......
On your face.....
take off your shirt
Have a 1 rated player play for you while you go kiss your cat
Have ten people sing loudly while you calculate a 1837 line
Make up the opening i3.
Smoke
Go shop for a car during a 2 second game
Say I accept you lost to your opponent
Falling asleep is really the wrong thing to do. However, I read some funny answers un the tread like farting, singing, king text king. Well, this is what happens when Chess meets humour.
The most wrong thing you can do even before starting a game is to do wrong chess board setup
If you are playing black the worst thing you can do is play e6 if your opponent opens with 1. e4
The French Defense chess opening is good for surprise value. The main reason why chess GMs do not use it regularly because black gets a passive middlegame.
Also i would not trust a chess opening having anything to do with France. Everyone knows that chess is a military game. Looking back at history, the French military was really passive
For example, in World war One, France was conquered by their neighbor Germany. Did they learn their lesson? Of course not. A couple years later France was conquered again in World War 2. Who took them over? Not other then the same country Germany. It was up to the Amencans to save their French croissants from the Germans.
Against 1. e4, I would suggest playing a more sophisticated chess opening that is American made. It won't let you down like the French. Maybe something like the Marshall Attack variation of the Ruy lopez. It has been shown to equalize easily. Magnus just played it against Karjackin.
There are a lot of things that France has "stolen" but claimed to be their own. Such as the Mona Lisa, the French bulldog, French toast, French horn, French letters, French Fries, French press, French dressing, French manicure, French braid, etc.
I would not be surprised if France "stole" this chess opening as well when in fact, it really had a "Made in Taiwan" label and some French dude ripped it off.
Here is an oxymoron: French Army
Nov 19, 2016
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greenibex wrote:
If you are playing black the worst thing you can do is play e6 if your opponent opens with 1. e4
The French Defense chess opening is good for surprise value. The main reason why chess GMs do not use it regularly because black gets a passive middlegame.
Also i would not trust a chess opening having anything to do with France. Everyone knows that chess is a military game. Looking back at history, the French military was really passive
For example, in World war One, France was conquered by their neighbor Germany. Did they learn their lesson? Of course not. A couple years later France was conquered again in World War 2. Who took them over? Not other then the same country Germany. It was up to the Amencans to save their French croissants from the Germans.
Against 1. e4, I would suggest playing a more sophisticated chess opening that is American made. It won't let you down like the French. Maybe something like the Marshall Attack variation of the Ruy lopez. It has been shown to equalize easily. Magnus just played it against Karjackin.
There are a lot of things that France has "stolen" but claimed to be their own. Such as the Mona Lisa, the French bulldog, French toast, French horn, French letters, French Fries, French press, French dressing, French manicure, French braid, etc.
I would not be surprised if France "stole" this chess opening as well when in fact, it really had a "Made in Taiwan" label and some French dude ripped it off.
Here is an oxymoron: French Army
You made me laugh. =)
399. Having a sudden realization that 1. saliva to e4 was not the best move! - it must be 1. saliva to f3 instead...
400. Spend 21 centuries thinking to assassinate Donald trump or Hillary Clinton.
Get banned for breathing
Have the tournament director burp in your face