Worst Thing To Do On Your First Move

Wet your pants

Realize you missed your norm gain by 0.01 points

Ask for coupons to McDonalds

Build a Wall

Ask to Call Trump for an important meeting.

Attack Baked-Bean Burritos

Post a meme

Eat Chicken Nuggets

335. Play 1.f3

336. Consider losing your next 100 games on purpose to get your rating down so that you will be playing terrible players and will always win.

337. Eat your king cuz ur sooooooooooooooooo hungry.

338. Do the Pig's Attack opening:

Play 1.e5 as white

Let your opponent (Black) go first

Try to (without your opponent noticing) play 1.Qxe8

Whoever gets post 10000 will win a trophy from me.

start reading the worst thing to do on your first move forum thread and start laughing at one of them and suddenly do it yourself

I that one of the worst things to do on your first move?

Post 10000?? Don't count on it!

Forget how to play the game.